Mads

Peds RN • UNCW Alum • CLT ➡️ Wilm 📍

[hannah @hannnah24]

being an ambitious lazy girl is so hard . i have so many GOALS but i love to LAY !!! i love to Hang Out !

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Hey, I tried to parallel park into a spot and goosed it twice so I'm just gonna go home. Enjoy brunch though, I'll catch you next week.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Me when I hear fireworks at 10:01pm

[chase @_chase_____]

whoever named the nervous system did a great job

[Elizabeth @elizabethlgr]

The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy is abortion.

The treatment for a septic uterus is abortion.

The treatment for a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion.

If you can’t get those abortions, you die.

You. Die.

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

“the constitution does not reference the right to an abortion” the constitution does not reference women

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Whoever invented “pet rent” is going directly to hell.

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

i love a man with a bedtime. boys don't need to be staying up late and having thoughts. that's how we ended up with the stock market

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Sorry I missed your call I was waiting for my phone to stop ringing

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

It is impossible for me to be happy when I’m even slightly cold.

[abby govindan @abbygov]

“I’m an empath” -the worst person you have ever met

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

microdosing a heart attack by having generalized anxiety disorder

[FreaksDon’tCry @TokyoDilf]

The simulation is not running at full speed

[matt blaze @mattblaze]

I guess we should retire the expression “avoid it like the plague”, given how little effort people seem to be willing to go to to avoid plagues.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

no worries if not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is my love language

[SEDONA @sedonaprince_]

Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention