maggie

millennial hybrid of Carrie Bradshaw & Elaine Benes

[maggie @mag____s]

I grew up in peak Ugg era and I really don’t think I’ve appreciated that enough.

[maggie @mag____s]

Damn did I really just nod to an Elon tweet

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They should actually teach this in biz school

[maggie @mag____s]

Hear me out… albuterol, but in a vape.

[maggie @mag____s]

you mean Kyle XY

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this is from a katy perry music video and the male actor is named matt dallas. he is married to a man

[maggie @mag____s]

@callherkatee @kristendoute So niche, so accurate.

[maggie @mag____s]

Once I’m checked out I’m checked ouuuut

[maggie @mag____s]

@Mo_knd Damn this hit deep

[maggie @mag____s]

Nothing like resurfacing on twitter only to see what your acquaintances are liking/saying these days. Like… okay so there’s definitely a reason we didn’t stay in touch 😅

[C.J. Lawrence @CJLawrenceEsq]

Then what does that mean for the Black Women and Girls whose names we do not know. Whose music we do not hear. Who doesn’t have video? Who doesn’t have an audio recording? Who doesn’t have 3 eyewitnesses. Who doesn’t have anything but a voice without the platform?

[maggie @mag____s]

Can we also talk about the fact that these dads were drunk 80% of the time????

[emily may @emilykmay]

When I would babysit and was too young to drive, the dads would drive me home at the end of the night and it was SO AWKWARD. For the dads and for me. Why was this a thing?!!

[maggie @mag____s]

@callherkatee I watched this video of 10 boys being left alone in a house for 5 days without supervision and the same for girls. The boys essentially reinacted lord of the flies while the girls were baking cakes, cleaning up after themselves, and putting on fashion shows.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if she dies tonight there will be protests in the streets

[maggie @mag____s]

I had no idea who he was until 10 min ago but @Thanasis_ante43 showed tf out in his KS fit 👌🏼

[maggie @mag____s]

Boycotting twitter every Sunday from now on bc I really truly do not care about your football team.

[maggie @mag____s]

Apparently not lmao https://t.co/U4fNVjW9t7

[maggie @mag____s]

I can’t be the only one who thinks the CGI in the polar express is creepy, right?

[maggie @mag____s]

@mrsitcom Okay thank you, something about it is off

[maggie @mag____s]

I can’t be the only one who thinks the CGI in the polar express is creepy, right?

[maggie @mag____s]

@callherkatee This brings me so much more joy than you’ll ever know. YOU DESERVE THE BEST YEAR EVERY YEAR!!

[maggie @mag____s]

@callherkatee Oh it’s a staple for sure

[cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle]

If you’ve had sex 9 times since September 12th, you’ve scored more than Russell Wilson.