magy

deprived of lunchables. very atrocious

[magy @magbart0n]

The girl The Amazon shopping history

[mankrik's wife guy @byelacey]

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

[magy @magbart0n]

"review bombed" and it still sits at a 4.3 on Google because these morons are dumb enough to post the fake reviews online. Well in, if that's the best they've got

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🔴GO WOKE GO BROKE🔴

- The Manor Farm Pub in Birmingham refused to let English men enter an English Pub with England Flags🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

- Video went viral and patriots were furious

- The pub has been review bombed and boycotted

- Pub now credited as MOSQUE 🤣

Full Story below ⬇️🧵

[magy @magbart0n]

@kferrDC @ADarkHouseDream @TheQuiver_ I thought they were all wearing blonde wigs because of the blonde kids that all got killed in front of him at the start, and that was his trauma troupe

[magy @magbart0n]

@elonmusk

[magy @magbart0n]

Imagine the billionaire with 13 kids by 4 different women telling people how fine it is to have kids? Bore off and block me I fascist cunt so Ur tweets that I don't follow stop turning up in my notifications

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Exactly

[magy @magbart0n]

@hewentfrog Mine

[magy @magbart0n]

@wastxn @mattbellameme @wastxn

[magy @magbart0n]

@fakeplasticbee 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 take me back to better days!!!

[wint @dril]

every one please turn your phones to airplane mode when I enter the room or my neuralink will go haywire and ill bust in my jeans thank you

[wint @dril]

i do have a resting IQ of about 80, however , im known to "Activate" iqs of ≥200, by doing my special Focus Stance, or by Abusing Poppers .

[wint @dril]

wife: You like penisses in girls mouths? You think this sort of thing is Good?
me(screaming loud as humanly possible) NO I ABSOLUTLY DO NOT!

[wint @dril]

rolex should make a watch that has a built in Condom dispenser

[magy @magbart0n]

@jackglasto @milliezro @ggeorg1a @honeysucklebarn @glastonbury @seetickets Nope looool

[magy @magbart0n]

@milliezro @ggeorg1a @honeysucklebarn @jackglasto @glastonbury @seetickets My friends postcode worked but she's only going for Sunday entry as well. Shepton too so idg the problem?

[magy @magbart0n]

@milliezro @ggeorg1a @honeysucklebarn @jackglasto @glastonbury @seetickets I'm Shepton and got the error, did you keep trying and it worked?? I'm gonna go again at 10

[magy @magbart0n]

@Glastopia Has anyone else not gotten tickets even though they're local? How do you even complain??

[magy @magbart0n]

@Glastopia Shepton should definitely be inner! And my friends postcode worked, but she's going for Sunday anyway

[magy @magbart0n]

The original 3 for 100 was 3 packs of strawberry laces from the shop for a a quid

[wint @dril]

born to be bull shit