Magellan36

[d𐔖mvan (official) @myloveishigher]

The ruling class would tell you this is “unskilled labor”

[Leopgdcall @leopgdcall]

@HannaBarberaCap What a classic moment

[Magellan36 @magellan36]

@shanaynay2012 @DaDogGod @coolstoryhansel "parasitic" yo it's a baby

[Magellan36 @magellan36]

@Hij8O2 @SunnyDStan @Chiquita $8/mo to kick the brand twitter beehive is a pretty good value

[Magellan36 @magellan36]

@ShitpostGate "Sir it is 6am, we are no longer serving dinner for the night. Please get some sleep"

[Magellan36 @magellan36]

@BloodsareCrips Had the Twitter algorithm gods favored upon me slightly more, and shown this to me 3 minutes ago, I would have been viewing it on 02:51 on a Tuesday

[cabby @cabby]

me: im so hungry
horse: *nervously* how hungry

[Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch]

she's a 10 but you've irreparably poisoned the only pure love you'll ever experience with petty jealousies and paranoid recriminations drawn from an overpowering belief located deep inside yourself that you never were and never will be deserving of a 10

[Magellan36 @magellan36]

@tekkwin @JermSansContext using this as the thumbnail for my jerma conspiracy iceberg video

[Magellan36 @magellan36]

@unknownalias47 @random_snakes wherever will I get my Random Snake Facts from now??? :(((

[Magellan36 @magellan36]

@unknownalias47 @random_snakes folks think they can say some dumb shit on behalf of every gay person in the world just cause they gay

[Daniel Crosby @danielcrosby]

I used to drink tons of Diet Coke but it’s been one month since I’ve had a drop.

I want to share some of the changes I’ve observed in myself over that time:

- My health is unchanged
- I’m less happy
- My one source of joy is gone

Thanks for encouraging me on this journey!

[Magellan36 @magellan36]

@murtintojsemja @i_pee_sitting69 @JhonnyWhite69 not proud to say this was my first as well

[Magellan36 @magellan36]

@origami_gallery @TF2OutofContext what's up with bearded??