Maggie

Dallas-based filmmaker 🎥 Mom of three 👶 Tweeter of mild takes 🔥

[Maggie @MaggieRieth]

People out here getting tattoos and I can’t even commit to putting a sticker on my laptop

[Maggie @MaggieRieth]

As a mom, this summer is all about sunscreen (avoiding the sun and staring at the tv screen)

[Maggie @MaggieRieth]

@joeybagovdonuts Me playing Russian roulette every morning

[Maggie @MaggieRieth]

When I say "I know that like the back of my hand" what I mean is "I don't know anything about that because I don't pay attention to the back of my hand"

[Maggie @MaggieRieth]

Easter is basically a 2000 year old season finale of The Traitors and the faithfuls banished Jesus and then Judas took home the money

[Terri @terrip38]

Sorry. Just being apologetically me.

[Maggie @MaggieRieth]

This was the most fun. Loved chatting with bravo experts like @NikkiGasparo and @30yearoldurchin on all things Ultimate Girls Trip

[Nikki “name ‘em” G @NikkiGasparo]

New episode with ⁦@MaggieRieth⁩ and Sarah Adam’s of The Monthly Junk!! https://t.co/PhhuqcOpJW

[Maggie @MaggieRieth]

Brands need to stop with these April fools ideas because some of their pranks are better ideas than their actual product

[Maggie @MaggieRieth]

Going to buy a cute lil candle instead of tackling my responsibilities 💋

[Maggie @MaggieRieth]

Walking into a guitar center is like walking into a time capsule from 1995

[Maggie @MaggieRieth]

Is my arm asleep, my back in pain, and my tummy growling? Yes.
Is my child napping on me and I can't move because I'd rather be in pain than parent in this moment? Absolutely.

[Maggie @MaggieRieth]

@MagentaPapi Now that I've said it, all the teams I pick will win 😅

[Maggie @MaggieRieth]

Is there a prize in March madness for guessing every single team wrong? Because I think I could win that

[eLeni @eleniZarro]

“I’m still young and wild” I mutter as I slam back medicine with grapefruit juice

[Draggin Father Behind @DragginFatherB]

Husbands deserve more credit, we can be instantly motivated, especially after hearing ominous words from our spouse like "fine, guess I'll do it"

[Maggie @MaggieRieth]

My son (3) named his stuffed octopus "Octopussy" and now we can never take it out in public

[Maggie @MaggieRieth]

Literally all my dreams last night were about Tom and Ariana and I need a new hobby #VPR

[Late to the party Laura @ericamorecambe]

The only problem with teaching a child to be independent is that they become independent.

[Maggie @MaggieRieth]

Thinking about how in third grade I described Abraham Lincoln as "tall, dark, and handsome" and my teacher just nodded along