Maggie Tucker

no thank you

[Maggie Tucker @maggietuckr]

@BravoTV @Andy bring back LVP

[Maggie Tucker @maggietuckr]

Literally had to redownload a Twitter I haven’t used in years to get any sort of response, smh

[Uber Support @Uber_Support]

@maggietuckr We're sorry to hear about this experience. Please send us a DM elaborating your concern along with the phone number and email address associated with your account so that we can assist you further. Looking forward to hearing from you. https://t.co/sd7yH5jmbJ

[Maggie Tucker @maggietuckr]

I thought ordering @Uber e-gift cards as a Christmas gift for all of my employees was a nice gesture, but it’s January 11 and I still have yet to receive the emails or a response (to the many, many emails I’ve sent) from my rep. Won’t be giving them my money again any time soon…

[Maggie Tucker @maggietuckr]

@IvankaTrump @jaredkushner Please don't move back to the UES after you get kicked out of the white house... I don't want to be your neighbor🤮

[Maggie Tucker @maggietuckr]

LOL NO YOU DIDNT BRO

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Maggie Tucker @maggietuckr]

Thank god my anxious ass wasn’t a teen in the tiktok era

[Maggie Tucker @maggietuckr]

Me: Hey Chef, can I have a bacon cheeseburger and fries for lunch?
Chef: Not today, we're running low.
Me: What should I have instead then?
Random colleague: I don't know.. you're a girl.. a salad?
😒

[Maggie Tucker @maggietuckr]

HOW

[Maggie Tucker @maggietuckr]

Another great part of being back at work? Everyone else is quarantined so there aren’t flocks of tourists across the street singing “Smelly Cat” taking pics of the Friends building. Bedford & Grove has never been so quiet

[Maggie Tucker @maggietuckr]

We have no mutual friends. I do not have his phone number or any sort of contact info. Not even 100% sure the name of the company. HOW

[Maggie Tucker @maggietuckr]

Bruh tell me how my restaurant’s linen delivery guy showed up on my “suggested friends” on Facebook...

[Maggie Tucker @maggietuckr]

What’s the best part of being back to work? My boss hitting his “desk bong” hourly and many, many cocktails in to-go cups.

[Maggie Tucker @maggietuckr]

@mindykaling @neverhaveiever NEED MORE

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Think of what it would mean if we had a real president, not just somebody who plays one on TV.

[Maggie Tucker @maggietuckr]

How come every @netflix series is only 8-10 episodes per season?! I need a solid 20-25. Esp for the 30 min sitcoms🙄 #DesperateForContent

[Travon Free @Travon]

America literally has the dumbest president in the history of presidents.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

The WHO had produced 1.4 million tests by the end of February.

We took none of them, because Trump decided to produce his own test, then botched the development and roll out.

It wasn't the WHO that put us in the position we are today. It was our own President.

[Maggie Tucker @maggietuckr]

@rokuone your company is a scam. Thank you for stealing $150 from me annually and having the world's most incapable customer service. Your employees are still unable to do anything to stop the payments or locate the root of the problem. USELESS.

[Maggie Tucker @maggietuckr]

This is exactly what I am talking about

[Maggie Tucker @maggietuckr]

Yes I did really just spend 8 minutes watching @chrissyteigen marry 2 stuffed animals