maci

hello and goodbye

[clare @sadderlizards]

300mg caffeine no breakfast

[jo @cowboypraxis]

not invited to something i did not want to go to with people i do not like

[Laila Mickelwait @LailaMickelwait]

Shero.

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

i looked super pretty last night. no pictures tho ur just gonna have to take my word for it

[Jeff @jeff13145]

Sorry I missed your text, I’ve been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible tv and thinking about how none of this matters. Let’s get lunch soon

[Your Accountant @TJiMTS]

Fathers don’t usually die during childbirth

[trash jones @jzux]

maybe the real brat summer was the credit card debt we gained along the way <3

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“as per my last email”

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

any drinking game will result in death tonight

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Making two geriatrics argue in front of the entire country at 9PM is diabolical

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

[John Stossel @JohnStossel]

Getting ready to moderate tonight's ALTERNATE presidential debate with @RobertKennedyJr.

Since CNN excluded Kennedy from their stage, you can watch him, (along with Biden and Trump) answer CNN’s and my questions tonight at 9pm ET streaming on X.

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Coming up live is THE REAL DEBATE:

8:45 pm ET / 5:45 pm PT

https://t.co/lsuMWx6y53

[Khadj @GanzgangK]

This guy can never accept that his wife is better than him #HouseofThedragon #demdragons

[Cowboy the Terrible @iJmillz]

You guys can’t see my likes right now but I’m liking some interesting and niche things you probably wouldn’t understand. I’m liking some memes that are outside your realm of fathomability. Just letting you know

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

Dearest diabolical reader

[౨ৎ @rhaenyrasrealm]

me on june 16th

[isa @IQ_5150]

my collection of twitter likes was an intentional work of found poetry, a cry for help, a love letter, a self-indulgent display