Rachel Clark

Cyber Security, political, cultural, and Middle East enthusiast. Austin-Waco-DFW-Houston

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

@Ask_Spectrum please fix my internet and stop lying to your customers and telling them they have service when they don’t. Should I bill you if my paycheck takes a hit because of your subpar internet service?

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

@GetSpectrum your internet goes out constantly. Every other week there is an internet outage that causes us to miss tests or important meetings. This should be embarrassing. Why can’t you fix this? Your customer service constantly lies and has no idea what they are doing.

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

@GetSpectrum I need y’all to send someone out ASAP to fix this. Someone came out yesterday and left wires exposed and a hole in our fence so now the neighbors dog can reach threw and bite us and our dog. Come fix it now!

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

@toritor15 Queen 👑

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

@sydneyleroux Syd thank you for all that you do. I know I can’t directly relate because I don’t have a child but every time I get pushed around at work or in life by guys I look at y’all for inspiration. Thank you! Even when you don’t think people are watching, thank you!

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

Any given day of the week I’d want to be Captain Marvel 😍 #AvengersEndgame #CaptainMavel

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

Just looking for my solemate guys

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

Can sneezing uncontrollably just count as my ab workout today?

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

Will people please stop letting drunk Rachel order queso?!? She keeps getting it all over sober Rachel’s clothes!

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

I laughed really hard at this. This is why I don’t have friends.

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

@caitlinnlouisee Wow isn’t this a little out of character for AP?

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

@chucketlist There is a strong chance yes

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

My friends are goals and inspire me like no other 😂

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

This online dating quickly turned into a guy trying to unintentionally sell me a product. I’ve also had a guy ask me for a job recommendation. People may not be doing this right.

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

Me after watching Tidying Up With Marie Kondo

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

For anyone that knows me knows this is my go to karaoke song. 😂😍

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

Pro tip to all guys on dating apps: STOP posting photos of you and other girls. Do you have a gf? Are you a terrible person? The questions are not in your favor.

[Rachel Clark @magicClarker]

BUT REALLY! To less toxic people in 2019. And no babies. 🥂