That's Fucking Right - These fucking Stochastic Autocomplete Parrot-Fucks Make Mistakes! Sometimes!! And those mistakes can be Catastrophic!!! Sometimes!!!
That is Unlike us Elite Privileged Few who actually put in the HARD WORK, TIME, AND DEDICATION TO THIS CRAFT! Ya know, THOSE OF US WHO BUILT OUR IDENTITY AROUND BEING ABLE TO CODE GOOD. Ya see, WE would NEVER make mistakes like that. Ever. Ever.
And ya ever notice how nobody ever talked about Security Vulnerabilities in code that runs all of our vital infrastructure and energy grid and all the systems that run the banking industry, etc etc.? Never heard a peep about it, wasn't really a thing.
That is, up until Andrej Karpathy first posted about Vibe Coding and kicked off this Slop Plague that is threatening to all of humanity.. That's when it all started. Everything was perfect up until that point, That's when the Code Slop just started pouring in. I hadn't seen a single bug in years, but after that we were drowning in em, 24/7.
And no it was not a skill issue, we told the LLM to Code Good and not make mistakes. And sure, maybe instead of sitting here bitching about it we could actually be experimenting with ways in which these supposed issues could be avoided or fixed up or find better ways of prompting.....Is what I would say if I was one of you Delusional Peasant Fucks and Your endless Hyping up over a Mindless Parrot Machine-Fuck and its LIES.
No, the LLM fucked up and we shipped those changes and that's 100% fault that belongs strictly to LLM's and is in no way shape or form a reflection of any misjudgments or shortcomings from my/our end. Us Elite Coders. MIT. Harvard. We are are Better than all you retard peasants. Vibe Coding is going to kill us all.
Also, no This has nothing to do with MY EGO and how VIBE CODING FEELS THREATENING TO MY IDENTITY THAT I HAVE RATHER RIDICULOUSLY ATTACHED TO MY ABILITY TO CODE GOOD. I don't know WHO KEEPS ASKING THESE DAMN QUESTIONS BUT I'M ANSWERIN EM!!
Also, I made this poster to show the kind of Delusional thinking these AI psychosis retards have about us. Hah! Could you imagine?!
But no, that's really how delusional they are. They think WE are the ones who are delusional!! Truly an insane world we live in.
I'm a PHD.
๐จA HACKER GROUP JUST STOLE 4,000 OF GITHUB'S OWN PRIVATE REPOSITORIES.. PUT THEM UP FOR SALE FOR $50,000.. AND THE WAY THEY GOT IN IS THE SCARIEST PART..
They didn't hack GitHub's servers.. They poisoned a VS Code extension.. One GitHub employee installed it.. And the attackers walked through the front door using the employee's own credentials..
The group calls themselves TeamPCP.. They name their malware after the sandworms from Dune.. And they've been running the most sophisticated supply chain attack campaign in cybersecurity history..
Here's how the whole thing unfolded..
In March.. They poisoned Trivy.. One of the most trusted security scanners in the world.. Used by over 10,000 development workflows globally..
They injected credential-stealing malware into Trivy's official GitHub Action.. The malware ran silently BEFORE the security scan.. So every log showed "scan completed successfully" while the malware was stealing AWS keys, SSH credentials, database passwords, and Kubernetes tokens in the background..
It took Aqua Security 5 days to fully remove them..
Using the stolen credentials.. They breached Cisco Systems.. Cloned over 300 private repositories.. Including source code for unreleased AI products.. And repositories belonging to Cisco's customers.. Major banks.. Government agencies.. BPO firms..
In April.. They hit Checkmarx.. Another security vendor.. Poisoned 5 official Docker images in 83 minutes.. The scanner worked perfectly.. It just silently sent all your secrets to the attackers..
That automatically cascaded into Bitwarden.. The password manager.. Their CI/CD system pulled the poisoned Docker image.. And the attackers injected malware into Bitwarden's official CLI package published on npm..
One compromised security scanner poisoned a password manager.. Automatically.. No human involved..
In May.. They hit TanStack.. Libraries downloaded millions of times per week.. 84 malicious package versions across 42 packages..
And here's the terrifying part..
The malware scraped the raw memory of GitHub's build servers.. Extracted authentication tokens.. Used those tokens to bypass two-factor authentication.. And then published the infected packages with completely valid cryptographic signatures..
Every security verification tool on earth said the packages were legitimate.. Because they were signed by the real pipeline.. Using real keys.. The attackers just happened to be inside the pipeline when it signed..
They defeated the entire trust model of modern software supply chains..
The same week they hit the Nx Console VS Code extension.. 2.2 million installations.. The malware specifically targeted Claude Code configurations.. Hunting for AI assistant credentials..
That's a first.. Supply chain malware designed to steal your AI's access keys..
Then on May 19.. They revealed the GitHub breach.. 4,000 internal repositories.. Listed for sale at $50,000.. With a warning.. "If nobody buys it.. We leak everything for free"..
Their malware is self-propagating.. Once it infects one package.. It automatically finds every other package that developer maintains.. Steals the publish tokens.. And infects all of them.. Then those packages infect the next developer.. And the next..
It jumps between npm and PyPI automatically..
The group doesn't even do the extortion themselves.. They sell stolen credentials to ransomware gangs.. One gang used TeamPCP's data to threaten Cisco with leaking FBI and NASA personnel records..
And the scariest part of all..
They didn't break any encryption.. They didn't find any zero-days.. They exploited the fact that the entire software industry blindly trusts its own build tools..
Every security scanner.. Every Docker image.. Every VS Code extension.. Every GitHub Action.. Is a potential weapon if someone poisons it upstream..
And right now.. Nobody can tell the difference between a legitimate build and a compromised one..
Because the compromised ones have valid signatures too.
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YouTube has demonetized my channel for "inauthentic content" content that "appears mass-produced or repetitive."
I've appealed twice. Received the exact same response from YouTube both times. Word for word. Some would even say a โmass-produced or repetitive." response.
I wish there was a way to mass produce my videos. But every single side-eye baby you've ever laughed at was a recording I did of myself on my iPhone. Every one.
I'm not asking for any special treatment. I'm asking for a human to watch my appeal video and make an actual decision based on what they see.
If this channel has ever made you laugh, please share this. Respectfully let @YouTube@YouTubeInsider@YouTubeCreators and @TeamYouTube know there is nothing inauthentic about my work.
And if you know a guy who has a cousin who works at YouTube, now would be the time.
On a positive note, as soon as I was demonetized, YouTube's algorithm magically started recommending my videos after months and months of uploading into the dark void! ๐ฅณ๐
@elonmusk ๐ฏ ๐ฏ ๐ฏ and now with AI in the loop all this fake excessive empathy getting to a whole another level โฆ Stop being nice > start being transparent and straight to the point
If I were in my 30s or 40s & wanted to retire in the next 10 years using AI, hereโs exactly what Iโd do:
1. Set up an LLC immediately. Not next month. Not after you "feel ready." This week.
A man spends 50 years teaching at MIT.
He knows his time is running out.
So he records one last lecture โ everything he knows, distilled into a single hour.
He died 5 months later.
This is that lecture.
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๐จ Anthropic's own team just showed how to actually use Claude Code properly.
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watch the workshop. bookmark it.
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you've been using Claude without knowing 40 of its commands.
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๐จ NICK SHIRLEY IS A NATIONAL TREASURE
NICK: "What do you think about the Stop Nick Shirley Act? AB 2624"
DEM LAWMAKER: "I don't know...I'm OK."
NICK: "You should. It's kind of your JOB."
*Reads the draconian bill*
"You won't ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS.