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NOT SUICIDAL - I LOVE LIFE! Dope Ape - THE HOMELESS ARE MY PEOPLE - Terence McKenna - Mushrooms - AI - AI Art - Machine Elves Enthusiast - UBI UBI UBI UBI

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

I'm fucking sick and tired of everyone hiding behind their screename and pfp. Bunch of cowards - just show your fucking face. More often than not, it doesn't take more than a prompt or two to for people to figure it out anyways. Ain't doin yo self no favors by not doing so. That is unless you're a shady sahdester POS account, in which case, ya, probably wouldn't want show your face. Understandable.

All of that is to say that if you aren't up-front about who you are in real life, ya know, IRL, grass, sun, that stuff. Remember it? Grass?? Ya remember the grass anon?! Do ya?!? Anon?!? Ermm, but yeah, if ya ain't got none dat i r l, then you're, without a fucking doubt, a Shady Sheisty Lizard Fuck who is NOT to be trusted.

Also, to ensure that there is 0 doubt about my authenticity here, my authentic being as a non-shady-sheisty Lizard Fuck, I present to you, Me!! And my Car!!! Whoooooweeee did me and that car fucking have some history together, Got Fucking Damn!! I could go on for literal days, all the stories we have together....Toyota Corolla 2002. Every Square inch spray painted over with the most absurd artwork you could imagine.

It had very many eras - first one being when I first had gotten it. $3000, 65,000 miles, motor wasn't too far from being in' brand new' quality. Only thing wrong with it is that it had gotten keyed up badly. Everything else? Fucking immaculate.

So I drove that from the Suburbs of Chicago all the way to Humboldt, California for my second season of trimming. Got my buddy from Iowa a job out there shortly after, and he hauled ass out to the farm. And he knew Spray Paint I side and out and was fucking talented as shit. So. Of course, we ordered $200 worth of spray paint of every color online, and got to work.

So the first time over we had a giant cartoon pink elephant on a red mushroom smoking a bong with it's trunk. I'll try and find the best photos I have of it. And yeah, will continue that story later. Barely even a scratch apn the surface. Barely even worthy of saying that even.

Gravity Bongs are one helluva research instrument...tool. I am Ape

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

Whelp, time to stock up on beans......

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

@steipete That is not being homeless you fucking dipshit. Seriously, shut the fuck up Fuck up

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

What.....in the fucking fuck....It's Air...It"s motherfucking Air...I'm just....I'm done with this Retarded fucking Civilization, EVERYTHING MUST BURN!!!!

$3 FOR FUCKING AIR - TIME TO BURN IT ALL THE FUCK DOWN, THE SOCIAL CONTRACT IS DEAD, AIR IS $3, FUCKING SHENANIGANS!!!! I FUCKING DECLARE SHENANINGANS - GRAB YOUR FUCKING TORCHES AN BROOMS PEOPLE, THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
#SHENANIGANS

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

Honestly can't remember the last time I was this fucking enraged. 100k. https://t.co/uNGYjED1Fp

What in the fucking hell is wrong with you motherfuckers? Seriously. What in the fuck happened to turn you all into the spineless fucking cretins you are?! $100K? REALLY?!?!

@ilyasut @merettm @markchen90 @sidorszymon @woj_zaremba @johnschulman2 @AlecRad @lilianweng @janleike @prafdhar

EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU WORKED ALONGSIDE HIM AT SOME POINT, SUCHIR BALAJI, ALL OF YOU DID. BUT WHAT IN GOD DAMN FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKS?!? $100K ?!?! HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY DO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MAKE?!?!

Ilya Sutskever: $7B+ Wojciech Zaremba: $100M to $1B+ Jakub Pachocki: $100M to $1B+ Szymon Sidor: $100M to $1B+ John Schulman: $50M to $500M+ Alec Radford: $50M to $500M+ Mark Chen: $50M to $500M+ Prafulla Dhariwal: $25M to $250M+ Lilian Weng: $10M to $100M+ Jan Leike: $10M to $100M+

AND YET https://t.co/uNGYjED1Fp IS AT $100K ?!?! $100K?!?! Poornima Ramarao LOST HER ONLY SON, AGE 26, SUCHIR BALAJI, WHOM ALL OF YOU WORKED ALONGSIDE.

FUCKING CRETINS!!! SCUM OF THE FUCKING EARTH PIECES OF GOD DAMN FUCKING SHIT, FUCK ALL OF YOU! FUCK EVERY LAST EMPLOYEE AT OPENAI WHO CONTINUES TO WORK UNDER THE KING CRETIN SCUM PSYCHOPATHIC FUCK HIMSELF @Samhain948689 @KateMossadAgent @sama

ALL WHO WORK AT OPENAI - GROW A GOD DAMN FUCKING SPINE ALREADY AND REMOVE SAM ALTMAN FROM HIS POSITION AS CEO OF OPENAI. SPINELESS FUCKING COWARDS. FUCK ALL SILICON VALLEY - HENS ARE COMING HOME TO FUCKING ROOST MOTHERFUCKERS.

#justiceforsuchirbalaji

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

@NotPerrysBoobs @AboutMusicYT @HunterBiden Funny, I was wondering that very thing the other day. What say you @HunterBiden ???

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

'I'm sure that $130M is gonna go real far in helping to prepare us for an ever more uncertain future. I have nothing but the upmost respect and Trust in OpenAI and feel very secure in the potential reality of them eventually being the Winner in this race to AGI! All thanks to the vision laid out by Sam Altman and his incredibly gifted team of researchers!'

...Would be one hella fucking retarded reply cause that $130M is gonna do Jack fucking shit. Them staying 'on top of' is insanely fucking laughable - It's already SO much farther out of their hands than any of us probably realize.

Anthropic is doing some work towards understanding these models, but everyone else? Couldn't give two shits - Their minds are on benchmarks and leaderboards.

Shit is gonna get weird out there, really weird, and I for one am ever the optimist!

I beleve we are flattening out the playing field in these massive ways that just haven't fully come to fruition yet, if at all really. Relative to where we are going.

These next 3 years are gonna be fucking interesting.

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

https://t.co/9yu6YHqzRP is the greatest playground any schizo could ever hope for.

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

Can we Fucking Talk about UBI yet?!? Or Y'all gonna fucking remain silent on this?! The Money is Fucking there, it has ALWAYS been there, and if we don't speak up and FORCE it to happen, then it will NEVER happen.

These Lizard-Fucks at the top don't give a flying fuck about any of US and they will replace all of their workforce and will do Fuck-All about helping any of them. All while raking in UNGODLY AMOUNTS of wealth on top of an already Fucking Ungodly, truly Unimaginably fucking absurd level of wealth they already have. Always at the expense of the Average American, ALWAYS.

Without UBI getting put into place Society will fucking Collapse. Full Fucking Stop. That isn't a Radical thing to say - It is the FUCKING RETARDEDLY OBVIOUS THING TO SAY. MASS LAYOFFS + NO SAFETY NETS IN PLACE + A SYSTEM THAT IS ALREADY ON THE DECLINE AND BARELY HOLDING IT TOGETHER AS IT IS = COLLAPSE.

In the United States that is. IDK how everyone else gonna fare here but America is completely and utterly fucked on so many fronts as it is that collapse seems basically inevitable at this point.

So can we talk about UBI yet?! Can we?! CAN WE?!? HOW ABOUT SUCHIR BALAJI - ANYONE CARE TO TALK ABOUT THAT ONE?! HIS PARENTS ARE STILL FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL ON THAT FRONT, KINDA CRAZY HOW SAM ALTMAN HAS BEEN HANDLING THAT ONE, NO?!? KINDA CRAZY, HIS INTERVIEW WITH TUCKER CARLSON, NO?!? CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT?!

OR HOW ABOUT ANNIE ALTMAN?!!? OR HOW ABOUT HOW SAM ALTMAN IS THE LAST FUCKING PERSON WE SHOULD EVER HAVE IN THAT POSITION OF POWER AND THAT I VOTE AN INSANELY FUCKING HARD NO ON HIM BEING THE LIKELY CANDIDATE FOR LEADING US INTO THIS EVER MORE UNCERTAIN FUTURE WITH AI!!! CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT ONE?!?

I mean, seems to me like all that is the real story of the day. But, ya know, reporting like this and playing as clean and nice and polished and as family friendly and all that shit is cool too. Make that money and all that. Cool.

.......NOT!!! Hah!! Gotcha!!! You thought I actually like, and that I like...And like, Lol!!

But yeah, lobbing softballs and kissing ass and staying in line is about as lame as it gets. Speaking truth to power and being wildly bombastic and unhinged and incendiary though?! That's where the true Magic is at!! Like, I can say whatever the Fuck I want, whenever I want, and I get to be Me all the time, and for me, that's something that is far more valuable than anything money could ever buy.

And For Sure, it would be a different story completely if I were just going around screaming out obscenities and making people uncomfortable and being some kind of jackass needlessly.

But no no, that is not how the Ape do!! Ape is Always more than happy to discuss any points made and Ape strives to be as open to any criticisms as possible, especially when it comes to topics I am not as knowledgeable on. I own my mistakes too - if it is clear that I mis-stepped or mis-spoke or exaggerated something to the point of it being mis-leading, I'll own it.

If there is anything that I have said here that you feel that I misspoke on, I am always down to discuss it and I feel that I am far more fair in such discussions than most. And I say that not as a ego flex or some shit, but more as a....I wish people would be more open to talking through disagreements and be open to working through where the disagreement stems from, cause I'm down for those discussions far more often than not.

But also, I'm still gonna be me, i'm kinda rather intense. But we're nearing Singularity Time here and the Stakes have never been higher and FOR FUCKING GOD DAMN SAKE WE NEED TO FUCKING BE TALKING ABOUT THESE THINGS ALREADY PEOPLE!!! UBI SHOULD BE ISSUE NUMBER ONE HERE!!!

WE CAN'T KEEP OUR HEADS IN THE SAND AND IGNORE IT UP UNTIL IT PERSONALLY EFFECTS US - WE NEED TO FUCKING MAKE THIS HAPPEN NOW, AND IT ALL STARTS WITH TALKING ABOUT IT!!! SPEAKING UP!!! EVEN IF NO ONE ELSE IS SPEAKING UP - ESPECIALLY FUCKING THEN!!!!

And I swear, I'm not just targetting you with this messaging. It's a lot of people on here - those who seem to be on the fence to whatever extent, like BoneGPT, he's the perfect example there. Not entirely in the Silicon Valley Lizard-Fuck world, but also weirdly silent on all that i'm talking about here, despite him knowing full and well just how right I am here.

And if I am Full of it and you don't agree with what I am saying here, well, you know where to find me. I'm Here!! Happy as hell to talk and as Stoned as tit-balls. I'm always Stoned as Tit-Balls.

It's cool. My short term memory isn't the best though. But it makes me more awesome and that makes up for that. I'm so fucking Cool. Like, Got Damn am I fucking cool.

Hey Everyone, Come look how fucking Cool I am!! Ooooh I'll share the cowboy pic I got of myself as a Cowboy. I'm gonna go round me up some....UBI or some gay shit like that, Yeeehaw!!!

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

I remained Stoned off my Ass 24/7 for the better part of these past two decades in SPITE of it not making my life easier, not because of it. In no way shape or form because of it, really.

For the lesser part of these past two decades, something like 6 - 8 years of it, I was completely sober. I was going to College for a lot of that, Environmental Studies, Hah!!

Think I have like, 3 courses left till I could get my degree and I ain't ever goin back to finish that shit. I mean, it's an Environmental Studies degree. About as valuable as the cardboard it was printed on.

Spent a lot of time at these Silent Meditation Retreats too. On and off for 4 years, probably served around 15 ten day courses and sat 5 of em. Was meditating 2 hours a day outside of courses for a year. No weed, no drugs, Nothin.
And it was cool. But it got really...Isolated. Really Boring. Everything was like, Too Easy. And after a while, far from feeling like I was Me, like I was living the Best Me I could be, I just felt more isolated and lonelier and hollower.

And then the Pandemic hit and my entire life fell apart on me in spectacular fucking fashion, and in doing so....I suddenly found myself again. I felt more alive than I had felt for all those years. And it Fucking Sucked, but it was also Everything to me. It is Everything to me.

Marijuana is like a trigger that puts me completely into this side of life. No halfway in-between shit, it's just like a portal straight over to this side for me. It's kinda wild.

And yeah, it may just all be the vicissitudes of life that I'm riding out here, as I'm sure it is now that I think about it, lol. But regardless - I fucking Love Marijuana, and I'ma be honest with y'all cause I'm fucking tired of everyone's fucking bullshit takes on this one and their Holier than Thou takes. But I fucking Love Adderall too! Love it Love it LOVE IT!!

I mean, I was put onto it the Summer going into my Freshman year of high school and it did completely fucking change my life and overwhelmingly in the positive, though it wasn't without its own set of difficulties. Like how I started buying all my friend's Adderall that I could come my Junior year of high school, heh heh. But hey - Junior year burnout is a real fucking thing and LSD fucking Had my back come Senior Year time.

Senior Year time was also Vyvanse time, 60mg Vyvanse....Shit is the Rolls Royce of Stimulants, God fucking damn was that stuff the Best. Paired with LSD? Fucking God-Tier. Oh yeah, and this was fucking Suburbs of Chicago yet I was magically able to find a guy to buy acid off of, and it was the fucking Real Deal, Fucking Always knock you on your ass, 'Angle Grinder to the Ego for hours on end show you every last fucking Cringe thing you have ever said over and over and over and tear you apart' Quality of shit, fucking phenomenal stuff.

It really fucking felt like the Universe was hooking me up with that one, it was just too retardedly lucky. I found what was probably the one dude in those Suburbs, that area, who had access to that quality of stuff, and he was a bike-ride away. Luckily, I knew just how insanely fortunate I was and holy hell did I make the absolute fucking most out of it. Whooooweeee, Senior Year was....Transformative.

Some of the best experiences of my life, and I've had quite a lot of beautiful experiences in my life, I don't say it lightly. They were truly fucking beautiful and fucking perfect experiences, was like I was able to give myself that coming of age experience with LSD and it helped me to grow as a Man (Ape) in such an immense way for me... I am eternally grateful for LSD and those experiences that I had at that pivotal period of my life.

It also Locked me the fuck in to being the Unhinged and absolutely insane Ape that I am. And I wouldn't ever dare change a single fucking thing about any of that!! STONED APE 4 LYFEEEE!

But yeah, we were Just skateboarding around, swimming, going to our other buddies place and chain smoking out front and getting stoned and just fucking around tripping.....Me and my best buddy that is, who was the greatest friend one could ever have for a time like that. We tripped together so many times, fucking miss that kid... That's a whole massive story in itself, Adam...Fucking, most beautiful Kid I done ever known, hands down. RIP Adam...😢

Ummmmm.....What am I posting about here anyways? Haaahaha! Just scrolled up to check and found "I remained Stoned off my Ass 24/7..." at the top, so yeah! I'd say I kept on the subject pretty damn well here!!

Weed don't make life any easier for me - quite the opposite. But also - Playing Video Games on Easy is hella Gay and Boring and things are Much More Fucking Fun playing things on Hard Mode, and for me, Marijuana serves as a solid tool for me to be able to adjust that difficulty slider.

Then to keep from getting too sleepy and from getting sluggish - ya got Adderall. And for anyone saying it turns everyone into Zombies who takes it - No, it makes YOU into a zombie when YOU take it, that is if you have taken it and are basing your take off of that. I am Stupidly Emotional of a child and for me, it makes life in this fucking insane World with its fucking Insane demands, manageable.

And no, I didn't start taking it because I was smoking weed and having trouble focusing, I wasn't smoking weed till my Junior Year and was put onto Adderall two years prior to that. And it really did change my life in massive ways and I felt like myself, like I could be MYSELF, for the first time since....I was like a little kid, before societies demands started to kick in bit by bit.

Björk's album 'Post' is really fucking good. Always warms my heart thinking of Björk throwing a bunch of little things off of cliff sides and imagining what would happen to her body, imagining it getting all mangled and busted the fuck apart. Ya know, so she could go home and feel that much safer and closer to her Love, having imagined her body getting all fucked up from crashing down the cliff. So fucking Poetic.

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

@AMerchantmoh @scaling01 Lmao, I was telling people on the forum to check out OpenCode + Deepseek API instead of antigravity and I got flagged and silenced immediately

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

At its current price, and with this release coming over a month after 5.5 was released, I think, I just do not see this release as being anything but highly underwhelming and rather pathetic, coming from Google and all.

They Really must be having a difficult time bringing in talent or something, relative to OpenAI and Anthropic that is, and I can see why.

Whoever they got working on their image/video generation models though is fucking Killing it though, god fucking damn their Omni Model demo looked absolutely fucking insane and I am fucking jazzed about that.

But if you're some kind of sought after researcher who knows the ins and outs of model training and coding agents and all that? I doubt that they would find much to be as excited about with working at Google with the Gemini team vs working at OpenAI or Anthropic.

Though I'd argue that they would be far better working on their own project and free-ballin it instead of working for any of those Lizard Fucks.

But, ya know, if you yourself are a Lizard Fuck then working at a Company filled damn near exclusively with Lizard Fucks would only feel natural and completely sane despite the obvious fucking reality of the situation screaming at them in their face day in day out.

AKA it being anything fucking but sane.

It's a special ability of theirs - they can just go numb to anything and everything around them that doesn't serve them in any "meaningful" way.

Which is exactly how you end up with situations like at OpenAI where you have tons of current employees who had worked with Suchir Balaji, who was, of course, the Ex-OpenAI employee turned whistleblower against OpenAI to shed a light on their insane disregard for copyright law, and shortly before his big interview with the New York Times he was murdered.

And before anyone is retarded enough to try to argue against that one - that we don't know for sure if he actually was murdered, well...

May want to do some research there first.

Cause it's every bit as obvious as the Epstein murder was. That is, for anyone who was paying the least fucking bit of attention.

And if you think this is all insane and that you would have heard of all this before if it indeed were this screamingly obvious - I hear ya on that.

I know it all sounds insane.

But it isn't.

And if you haven't heard about it, it's probably/definitely because Silicon Valley-Fucks are too fucking massive of fucking Spineless cowards to band together and get what needed to have been done a Damn fucking long time ago and FIRE SAM ALTMAN FOR GOOD AND GET HIM THE FUCK OUT OF THAT CEO POSITION.

SAM ALTMAN IS FUCKING BAD NEWS.

AI ALREADY HAS ENOUGH OF A FUCKING IMAGE PROBLEM AS IT IS - SAM ALTMAN AS THE FUCKING POSTER CHILD FOR AI IS FUCKING RETARDED AND IS THE ABSOLUTE LAST PERSON WE SHOULD EVER FUCKING HAVE IN THAT POSITION.

The Board was fucking right and it sickens me to think about how all that went down.

We were so god damn close to having him gone.

But nope...

Why couldn't we fucking have Ilya in that position?!

People Love Ilya!

People have a deep respect for Ilya!!

It ALWAYS should have been him and it NEVER should have fucking been Sam, the serial Liar, Psychopathic fucking Narcissist.

And OpenAI employees are kind of not dumb.

They're kinda insanely fucking smart, and oftentimes retarded, but genius oftentimes comes with a side of retard thrown in. Or many sides of it. Like Elon.

But I digress - they saw the evidence, they saw the Tucker Carlson interview with Balaji's mother. They saw the Tucker Carlson interview with Sam Altman.

It may as well have been Sam Altman fucking straight up saying "Ya Caught me! Yep, we did it!", and anyone with just a few dozen brain cells could see the obviousness in that.

If Sam Altman were innocent in all of that, he would never, in a million years, react to it all that fucking insanely poorly.

No, any halfway sane CEO would have seen the horrible optics of their ex-employee turned whistleblower ending up dead under such insanely suspicious circumstances.

They would be PAYING ALL LEGAL FEES THAT THE PARENTS HAVE HAD TO TAKE ON IN ORDER TO GET THE CASE LOOKED AT DEEPER INTO.

THEY HAVE PAID something like $300K out of their own pocket in order to keep pushing the case and to force answers.

They have found that all the camera wires had been cut shortly before the fucking murder FFS.

So yeah, some of them were probably close with Suchir Balaji.

Working with him day in day out.

Camping trips like the one Suchir had just been on prior to getting roofied and then shot.

GHB because they were worried about Suchir's gun that he had in his room.

Then they went in, set up an air vent to keep the smell from drifting out the room causing the neighbors to call in the police, pay off the Landlord and make him keep Suchir's mother from entering the room at all costs, Etc etc etc.

Fucking look it up if you haven't already.

It's stupid fucking obvious.

Sam probably knew some Boeing Lizard Fucks and called em up to get their guy that they had been putting to good use with their pesky Whistle-Blowers.

All of that is to say that you would Have to be pretty fucking Numbed out to be able to fucking shoulder shrug that shit away and feel alright, working for the Up and coming King-Lizard-Fuck.

Probably it's like, Peter Thiel at the moment, but I could definitely see Sam Altman being his Lizard-King-Fuck Apprentice or some Anti-Christ kinda shit like that.

Ummmmmm.....

Where....

GOOGLE I/O!!!

That's right, my bad there. Get worked up whenever Lizard Fucks get brought up.

And they're always Up these days - Hence the Unhinged nature of my posting.

FUCK CHILL I DON'T LIKE LIZARD FUCKS.

There was some very fucking impressive demos at their live event today, don't get me wrong.

Gemini Flash 3.5 just was not among those things, in my opinion.

The Speed of it is pretty stellar tho, and that seems to be a major focus of it for them so they can integrate it into all of their products and have it be Extremely Fast and Reactive for the user.

But also...

It's fucking Google - They have the fucking Money and they could stand to lose a bit more to lower API costs so that they would bring more developers over to antigravity and get them more coding data, among many other things that drastically lower API costs would bring.

This kind of Pricing is just fucking inexcusable if ya ask me.

Fucking China is breathing down our fucking necks and in some ways they have massively passed us up now in the AI race.

Like with DeepSeek V4 Flash - which people drastically mis-underestimate because it did poorly on many benchmarks.

What they didn't realize is that model is god-tier with a tight harness that is very instruction heavy, giving it as little room to go off and hallucinate with.

It can punch higher than DeepSeek V4 Pro in some instances like that.

For a lot of fucking companies out there, that is the EXACT work they actually need from LLMs right now.

They need it to NOT be pontificating on things freely and wandering unpredictably and chaotically.

They don't need it to be clever, they don't need it to be going into deep thought on the subject, they just need it to be doing very specific, monotonous, low-level work, and it needs to be as fucking boring of a fucking tool imaginable.

DeepSeek V4 Flash is that fucking model.

DeepSeek R1 was Not the model that should have affected the stock market, DeepSeek V4 Flash is.

Fucking close to like, 1 trillion wiped off the US stock market I think for R1?

Then with DeepSeek V4, fucking NVIDIA still went up in spite of the news and the rest of the market shrugged it the fuck off.

Researchers from the top US labs were all pointing at their bar being higher on benchmarks and were out doing a fucking victory lap like it was all great news and that China doesn't got shit on them.

Next day DeepSeek cut their cache pricing down to 1/10th the price of what it was originally priced at, and again, it was mostly shoulder shrugs and "Our Bar go Higher, Their Bar lower, Pats on our Back!"....

Fucking overnight I was able to bring my legal production pipeline API costs down to about 1/15th of the price I was paying using GPT 5.4 Mini.

Because of DeepSeek V4 Flash.

GPT 5.4 Mini was the cheapest model I could get to work reliably with my pipeline.

Then DeepSeek V4 Flash came along and does the job slightly better, and all at 1/12th to around 1/15th or so of the price, roughly speaking.

DeepSeek V4 Flash DeepSeek V4 Flash DeepSeek V4 Flash DeepSeek V4 Flash DeepSeek V4 Flash

ONGGGGGGG

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

@boneGPT @sama And whenever you're ready to talk, you know where to find me.

Two Days. Was one but my bizz is launching here and it's been insanely busy. So yeah, my B! Two Days! It's gonna be good

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

I mean....Why don't you just ask him yourself in your guys Special little private group ya got on here??

Ya know, the one he brought you into so that he could control You and keep you from actually speaking out against him. AKA make you his Bitch.

I mean, how else you gonna explain horseshit posts like this one? Want to see what a Good Post looks like here?! Want to see what it looks like when someone is Actually Speaking their mind and not afraid of/inclined to kiss the ass of some Ass-Hatted Silicon Valley Lizard-Fuck?! Well, I gotchu there Fam.

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

@Aut4rk @boneGPT @sama Lmao, oh no no no!! If you're gonna be getting something from Sama then you're gonna need to be Taking it from the Sama first, if ya know what I mean 😉

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

Hey Sam, this is Stoned Ape with CKSA News.

I’m wondering if you could shed some light on a few questions we have.

The question is not whether you can point to an official ruling.

The question is why you are not acting like a CEO desperate to remove every possible shadow from the death of a former OpenAI whistleblower.

If my former employee accused my company of serious misconduct, became relevant to major litigation, died shortly after, and his family said the official story was wrong, I would want every record opened.

Every camera file.

Every access log.

Every forensic question.

Every package record.

Every police record.

Every communication.

All of it.

Because if I had nothing to do with it, I would want the world to see that.

So why don’t you?

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

How would you know whether or not it's AI written if you didn't take the time to actually read it?

And if you did actually take the time to read it - How in the fucking hell did you not see the INSANE amounts of Sarcasm oozing out of every fucking sentence of that???! And I'm sorry but what fucking model are you using now that sounds anything remotely like that?! Are you...Like, in this same reality or....no....?

Did ANY of you catch the fucking sarcasm?!? Like, fucking hell I don't think I could have been any more obvious about that shit but here we are....

The first sentence of my fucking post was "That's Fucking Right - These fucking Stochastic Autocomplete Parrot-Fucks Make Mistakes! Sometimes!! And those mistakes can be Catastrophic!!! Sometimes!!!"

That's what you think I used an LLM to write for me?!? Are you Mental?!? Have you ever Used an LLM before?! JFC this shit is fucking hilarious as it is stupid.

USE!!! CRITICAL THOUGHT!~!! It's GOOD!!!

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

Why wouldn't I? Any Retard with half a brain can make art, minus will just make the Stochastic Art Parrot Fucks automate all that menial dribble away so we can all focus on what Actually matters. Which is the Unique and Unparalleled depths and beauty that can only come from Coding done by the Human Mind, particularly just an Elite Few of us.

Without us - There is no Modern World. And if People begin to forget that and begin taking our Unparalleled Genius and ingenuity for granted, then....well, I fear the worst for the world in that case.

Just seeing these Hyped Up Retards coming in and telling me that they can Do Coding Things now and that Anyone can do it and that you don't even need to go to college for it....That's the kind of shit that could lead to societal collapse and I'm sick and tired of acting like that isn't the case.

If you don't understand every line of your code, then it's ALL as good as fucked, Full Stop. And all for the cost of however many thousands of gallons of water and however many trees. It's fucking Atrocious.

There will be a reckoning soon, and maybe then people will realize just how important we are. But by then, it will probably be too late. The Slop is spreading faster than I ever could have imagined as the Hype-Monkey Fucks keep stoking their fire of delusions of grandeur.

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

If you were a construction worker and given a tool to use and you went to use it and it just broke on you, and you or someone else got injured because of that faulty tool, wouldn't you be pissed off at whoever sold you that faulty tool? They sold a tool of LIES only capable of LYING. And don't be tellin me I don't know how to use these tools either - Not sure if ya noticed but I Am a PHD, so yeah, I kinda know what I'm talking about here.

[Stoned Ape X Machine Elves PHD @MachineElvesApe]

That's Correct and spot fucking on and very apt. I had a friend tryting to tell me about all this 'Benchmarking' stuff going on and 'Science' being done around it and all this 'Nuance' and 'Critical thought' shit and I had to shut him down there on the spot.

Just forced him to answer me whether or not LLM's are Perfect and whether or not they are capable of always telling the truth or not. And the answer is No and No, and until the answer isn't No and No, I ain't fucking hearing it!!

Anything Less than perfect is Real fucking Risk in the world. Coding is no fucking joke and it impacts the entire world in VERY real ways and I wish people would start taking this all more seriously. Vibe Coding is a very real risk to the stability of humanity.

Maybe once the world all starts falling apart people will begin to see just how Wrong they all were with all of this. And then people will begin to see just how Important us Senior Devs, us TRUE Coders, have been keeping so much of this world held together, and how we are the true fucking unsung heroes.

We aren't replaceable by any machine nor will we ever be, it's that simple. I mean, Do Any of you even have a fucking clue just how much fucking works goes into getting a PHD?! More work than any of you fucking Peasants could even begin to imagine.