the portentous pelican

birds are real and extremely dangerous

[the portentous pelican @magpienificent]

She shall pay for her crimes inshallah

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@SchrodingersAlt It’s really strange living in an economy where businesses that are absolutely necessary for society have margins so low they’re considered uninvestable.

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@billybrizzle420 There was an audible grown from the audience at that name drop, here in Houston

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@blagojevism The real great beast that will awake from its slumber and devour Chicago is unfunded public pension obligations.

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@ztw4 That attitude will get you fired at most companies these days.

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@billybrizzle420 If a superior at work invites you to anything off site, a meal, weekend activity etc. You CANNOT say no. This is like workplace politics 101 bro.

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@mrsballs69 Sorry the hat man is totally smooth down there, like a doll. Don’t ask me how I know.

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This is the crux of it, isn’t it.

[LF Pros @LfPros]

@annoyedcanuck1 @punishedforest Think of the numbers as “Make me Move” numbers. A number they can’t refuse. Few of these sellers HAVE to sell. Only job loss, death, and divorce forces sellers.

[LF Pros @LfPros]

@annoyedcanuck1 @punishedforest Think of the numbers as “Make me Move” numbers. A number they can’t refuse. Few of these sellers HAVE to sell. Only job loss, death, and divorce forces sellers.

[the portentous pelican @magpienificent]

@impetro9 Based

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@lizisamused Okay fair, that sounds like it’s on him.

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This boomer expectation of phone etiquette needs to die a quick death. A decade of most calls being spam/scammers has necessitated the change.

I’m not giving away a sample of my voice so someone can emulate it with AI and scam my mother.

[Liz Is Amused @lizisamused]

Experienced a Zoomer picking up the phone without saying anything for the first time 😅

He sounded SO surprised I was calling. Son. You're submitting resumes. What about this is a surprise to you?!

[the portentous pelican @magpienificent]

@lizisamused If you’re expecting a call from unknown numbers yeah, it’s different. Usually I avoid this by just letting it go to voicemail.

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@OchoReacts @shkrimps581 @metalgearobama Who’s wearing a suit anymore? Pack your work clothes and change at the office (same goes for women with heals).

I’ve had a greater than 2 mile walk both ways as my commute before.

[the portentous pelican @magpienificent]

@shkrimps581 @metalgearobama Two miles is a perfectly reasonable distance to walk…

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@lizisamused I’m a millennial and I’ve stopped saying anything when I pickup a call if I don’t recognize the number and am not expecting a call. (80% if it’s an unknown number I let it go to voicemail.)

The proliferation of spam and scams have changed the norms.

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@cricketpilledd I’m assuming he traveled forward in time and then vanished into thin air because of some time paradox, based on the last picture.

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Time travel confirmed real, because that’s definitely a young Tommy Wiseau.

[cricket @cricketpilledd]

This random boy was so happy to take photos with me.

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@MichaelAlleged I’d have to restrain myself from replying “Guten Tag!”