Fart Pocket

Pronouns: shid/fard

[Fart Pocket @maierthecat]

@jackmanning_93 @NYCTSubway EVERYONE had to get off the train and head back to the manhattan bound F. It was RIDICULOUS. There was no announcement, no one knew, and none of the conductors would help. The Q already had limited stops and availability this weekend.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Retweet the Money Marge for wealth and good fortune

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

LFGM!!!!!!

[myspace girl numbers station @sheherzog]

There was something about her

[sydney ♛ @mornings0da]

I’d rather fucking kill myself than give up sticking Q-tips in my ears

[- @internetkendra]

Big moment for the “who goes there” community

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

Dude, worry about your lemonade

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Recently I learned that 50% of men surveyed believe they could land a commercial aircraft in an emergency and knowing this is helping me understand a lot of the emails I get at work.

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

You can tell Rowling didn't initially intend for Dumbledore to be gay otherwise she would have named him something like Fagworth Limpwristicus

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Entitled guy bringing dog to progressively more inappropriate places starting at the grocery store and working way up to underground germ warfare laboratory

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara

[Fart Pocket @maierthecat]

@dangheckfrick Unfollowed

[Fart Pocket @maierthecat]

Taking a shit with a view of downtown Brooklyn

This is living

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

can't threaten me with a good time

[wint @dril]

next time you leave me a hater comment.. picture yourself nude in the jungle with nothing but your dog shit opinions. will you live, or Die?