Chief Jogoo Castrator, Hen Inseminator, Egg Thief

I castrate cockerels, Inseminate their hens and steal the eggs.

[Chief Jogoo Castrator, Hen Inseminator, Egg Thief @Maina_Poultry]

Kenya's protein crisis is silent but catastrophic. 26% of children under 5 are stunted. Malnutrition costs the country KES 273.9 billion/yr, 6.9% of GDP. The cognitive damage is irreversible. Here's what the evidence says, and how poultry, pigs & oily fish can fix it.
A short🧵

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Joy had started soft launching this idea that we need to leave our land. Interesting that the President himself is now unashamedly saying the same. Joy gave UK as an example, mara Singapore sasa ni Japan. Why not make policies for Kenya as it is and not just copy others blindly?

[Angelorum tutela @GacheriNdumba]

Even if it was true It doesn’t change that people died and bled for it. It doesn’t change that THEY WERE WILLING TO TAKE IT THAT FAR.

They were willing to die for this land.

Every time I travel to shaggz I am struck by the fact that THIS IS WORTH DYING FOR.

[Chief Jogoo Castrator, Hen Inseminator, Egg Thief @Maina_Poultry]

Anataka kunyang'anya watu mashamba in the name of affordable housing!
The end goal is communism/ujamaa, we for sure cursed ourselves when we elected this person into office.

[Chief Jogoo Castrator, Hen Inseminator, Egg Thief @Maina_Poultry]

Gīcagi no ici irarung'ūo ... Nyamū īno ya thīī yūgīrūo nī aka ma!

[Chief Jogoo Castrator, Hen Inseminator, Egg Thief @Maina_Poultry]

And that's how Mackenzie wins freedom in the near future. This Judge doesn't appreciate how much she has messed.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Justice Diana Kavedza: Mackenzie and his co-accused heavily relied on the Books of Maccabees to justify their conduct. This court finds that the Books of Maccabees are not divinely inspired scriptures or authoritative scriptures of Christian teaching.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

I can confirm this happens. Did some bedsitters for a friend and you MUST pay security fees. It’s organized crime

[Mukite @Mukiteee]

Yikes! Hakuna leapfrogging kabisa na at some point realization huwa ni industries lay the groundwork for a lot of things including cities na their benefits.

[June 25th @Jasiri_WVR]

Kwani si hudo? Hio ndio kazi ya mwananchi bana, kupress. Akiingia sherehe kiasi alafu as soon as cabinet is announced tunarudi kushika serikali shingo. Nobody should be comfortable in that seat.

[Ory Okolloh-Mwangi @kenyanpundit]

The number of children attending public primary and secondary schools has doubled since 2003 (7 million to 14 million). The infrastructure has by and large remained the same. That it is not a big agenda item in all these years is a failure of the adults (politicos and voters).

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

This is among the biggest issues. They keep adding teachers and capitation but no infrastructure

Maseno school had 800 students in the entire school in 2008. Now there are over 2000 kids in the school

No new major infrastructure. My brother had to leave everything there because of bedbugs a few years back

[Jkksfqt @JUNX1ONG]

It's gonna be super funny in a couple of years when the rest of the other public unis are run down shitholes and then Dekut is the last man standing.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

It’s actually the other way round Mr. President. There is a reason the right to life and the fundamental freedoms come first in the Bill of Rights. More than anything else we want to live in a free and democratic country because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things.

[Kariũki @KiloFxTrot]

The unspoken thing in this video is that the Ethiopian military seized a cache of arms allegedly bearing Kenyan ’Ministry of Defence’ labelling as indicated in the tweet below.

[Jkksfqt @JUNX1ONG]

Same with police, military and prison jobs. It's not about competent fighting force ama safe neighborhoods. It's about getting our people on the government dole.

[koongo.ikwa @pmuoge]

He wants to make his personal problems with Kenyattas a national issue. Same way he did with the nyayo and his tribesmen.
Won't work this time

[myTradeSignals @mytradesignals]

SMH!

Is this same as what was launched by Ole Sapit 5 days ago?

[koongo.ikwa @pmuoge]

You can tell someone else's votes made him president. What a loser!

[New York Post @nypost]

Former MIT scientist wins $6M defamation verdict against colleague who accused him of sexual misconduct https://t.co/to4oWOh36L

[Ngamini @FourthArchetype]

Currently halfway through this report and it’s only hitting me just how much of a pain in the backside Gaddafi was. Even worse than Saddam Hussein, who, for all his faults, wasn’t an Islamist. Gaddafi was quite literally orchestrating international terrorism.

[Kenya Data & Stats @Stats_Kenya]

And in other news. 😂