themaincharacter

ze/zir | aroace genderqueer | when i think about all the wasted time i've spent i wanna be disobedient

[themaincharacter @maincharactertm]

applies to all my tweets

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Happy 34th Birthday to Emma D'Arcy!

[Theo @Theodore1jensen]

theres no limit to the boymoding

[cait @digicait]

Hi @phoebebridgers in your new song Lost Boys when you sing “On a motor bike, doing 90 in a 55” can you change the lyric to “In a Honda Accord doing the speed limit” for your fans that drive Honda Accords and drive the speed limit? Thanks in advance. Much love, cait

[emmy @skrunkitup]

how it's been kinda

[elliott 🇵🇸🥀🫀 t4t griddlehark truther @fatedfragment]

exposing my funniest deleted tweet

[SierraDawn ☀️ @sierradawnx3]

I got to cast the first Pokémon Champions International, and made a vlog about it! Come check out my journey and some casting behind the scenes

[cabby @cabby]

If they didn't want you to crash your car they wouldn't have spent the past 60 years trying to make it as safe as possible for you to do so

[iris kwans wife 💜 🍉🔻 @megiscold]

my most woke mutuals will be arguing genuinely great things but cant keep the word retarded out of their mouth to save their life. like ableism is simply not cared about anywhere at all. noone gives a fuck. i hate everyone.

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

Mean Girls (2004) / House MD (2009)

[themaincharacter @maincharactertm]

13 is 15 (distinct from 20)

[florence 🦐🏳️‍🌈 @morallawwithin]

This would be so evil if 7 and 13 weren’t both equal to 10

[Marco @soymarcogm]

Ella aún no lo sabe pero voy a hacerle love bombing (amarla incondicionalmente durante 70 años) y después hacerle ghosting (morirme)

[souf 💥 @campyrrhic]

tlt twt, are we still insane for wakepyrrha?

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

me when i feel ignored

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

she call me apple the way i b in cider

[Nishii @pinknishii]

This is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of fan art to exist. It's honestly so good I can't even fully articulate how much I love it. For the longest time I thought it was an official piece, even

[Miilato @miiilato]

*pro tip*
send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen time

[Robert Graham @robertgraham]

The proper scientific name for the gas pedal in an electric car is "accelerator".

However, the scientific name for the other pedal is also "accelerator". Scientifically, "accelerate" means to "change speed", and both pedals do that.

Actually, "accelerate" means "change speed and direction" of the vector. The third accelerator in the car is erroneously named the "steering wheel".

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

imagine if mangoes didn't have that big ass stone in the middle and u could just eat them without any interference i wouldn't know how to act

[༒ @cinemetary]

streets are saying miasma is an instant cult classic… and also i saw a review that said gillian anderson “jerks” hannah einbinder? QUEER CINEMA IS SO BACK