J. Cain Majere

Compulsive storyteller & erstwhile vagabond

[J. Cain Majere @majerewrites]

Rundown:

1. Vermonter born-and-bred.
2. Married to my high school sweetheart.
3. Extremely proud father.
4. Went to school for art, left to work in trades.
5. 20 years writing under pseudonyms.
6. Treebeard is my political spirit animal.
7. First/Second Amendment extremist.

[Joshua Done @JoshuaDone]

End warrantless surveillance of all types.

[J. Cain Majere @majerewrites]

Worse: Dawson was murdered face-up, looking the evil creature he expected to love and protect him in the face as she slowly and painfully strangled the life from him while his sister looked on in terrified horror.

There is no means of execution slow or painful enough for her.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

3-year-old Dawson ran away from his mother's murderous rage to his daddy's office trying to find the one person who always kept him safe. But she had sent daddy away. And mommy strangled Dawson with a rope face-down in daddy's office and left him there

[J. Cain Majere @majerewrites]

As always, Tolkien remains the uncontested supreme being of fantasy writing.

[Today In History @historigins]

It the late 60s, The Beatles wanted to make the first live action film adaptation of "The Lord of the Rings," wanting Stanley Kubrick to direct it and feature their music. However, Kubrick called it unfilmable; J.R.R. Tolkien hated the band and thus refused the rights.

[J. Cain Majere @majerewrites]

@hands4guns188 @Prolife_Sam Literally none of that is true.

Someone isn't watching the trial.

[J. Cain Majere @majerewrites]

@hands4guns188 @Prolife_Sam Seriously?

He hired a nanny to help with the kids, took her to therapy and doctor appointments, paid for housecleaning so she had less pressure around the house, worked from home so he could help out, and genuinely gave her more support and care than 90% of people ever get.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Located in County Meath, Ireland, this stunning 300-year-old Yew Tree Tunnel at Gormanston Castle is a living architectural marvel.

Planted in the late 17th century by the Preston family, generations of meticulous training have caused the branches of these ancient trees to intertwine and fuse, creating a dark, magical green corridor that looks straight out of a fantasy novel.

[📹 patricia.jonkers]

[J. Cain Majere @majerewrites]

@mouse_math @juliet_turner6 Hoh rainforest is absolutely beautiful, too. Not super easy to reach but worth the trip.

[J. Cain Majere @majerewrites]

@lisavsworld He gives me guff for using X, so sadly not.

His loss, really.

[Dr Juliet Turner @juliet_turner6]

Today, I photographed honeybees drinking from a stream in a Welsh rainforest.

[J. Cain Majere @majerewrites]

This is the kind of thing I would install on my property if I had room for it.

It would be worth my wife being annoyed that it clashes with her flowers for a few days, because after that she'll be bragging to dad about our cool as hell George Washington statue in the garden.

[Atelier Missor @AtelierMissor_]

Very honored to have built the bronze statue of George Washington for the Freedom 250 Grand Prix in Washington, D.C.

America is incredible.

[J. Cain Majere @majerewrites]

@DisaffectedPod @nathancofnas She's just a different, more famous and successful variation of the Candice Owens issue.

They were always a Leftists imbeciles, but when they fell afoul of the purity tests ONE time they found a sympathetic audience among the Right.

They'll ride that so long as it suits them.

[J. Cain Majere @majerewrites]

@Glacies_Frost @oldmedia Nearly every Bluth film basically bankrupted the studio that made it. He would just make a new studio and start over again.

He was an actual madman and I can't help but respect him for it. Didn't even hate A Troll in Central Park, not any more than Pebble and the Penguin anyway.

[J. Cain Majere @majerewrites]

Richard Williams had something similar going on, but with ONE movie.

The Thief and the Cobbler started production in the 60s and would continue for nearly 30 years before being hacked together into something completely unlike the magnum opus Williams had originally planned.

[E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩ @LogoSimian]

No shade for Don Bluth, who is an artist's artist, but he basically founded a whole animation studio for each film he produced because the film promptly bankrupted the studio.

[J. Cain Majere @majerewrites]

It's not superbly easy to make a worthwhile post with these character limits.

Feels like it would be ridiculous to upgrade the account just for the larger limit, but I'm also tempted because today has been pretty fun. Is that stupid?

I'll sleep on it.

[Brad R. Torgersen @BradRTorgersen]

Okay, so. The Space Marines are cultist child draftees forced to endure a Frankenstein-esq series of surgeries and engineered-organ implants. Until they are towering, superhuman immortals whose deepest desire is to die in battle for the decaying hulk of their cyber-psychic corpse Emperor. While the Mechanicus are cultists too—just a slightly different cult that pretends to be the main cult, but not really—and whose ultimate religious goal is to endure Borg-like transformation into transhuman body horror freaks of omniscient machinery.

Are . . . are humanity the baddies?

[J. Cain Majere @majerewrites]

@peatymaltbarley @skibidiblazor @reikareika88 @ChristianHeiens @ArisakaAya This response ALONE shows a lack of comprehension and inability to be trusted with a vote.

Outright proving you're no different than the rest of Canada in deserving little more than subjugation as a territory without meriting full statehood is a fairly bold move, but you do you.

[J. Cain Majere @majerewrites]

I went to a high school that had a 'Financial Planning' class. Included tax filing, stock investment, retirement, etc.

Had to specifically apply, as an elective. Class never had more than 6 people do so each year.

Parents need to teach this, because kids don't actually care.

[J. Cain Majere @majerewrites]

@peatymaltbarley @skibidiblazor @reikareika88 @ChristianHeiens @ArisakaAya So you're acknowledging that the issue isn't just Eastern Canadians, then?

That perhaps, perchance, maybe you're a very tiny minority even among the "good" Canadians and that's a perfectly good reason not to grant any of you statehood until you've proven yourselves worthy?

[J. Cain Majere @majerewrites]

This is the kind of dad I strive to be.

That's an awesome train.

[gilly 🪐 @iforgotthefall]

Love how whenever I’m back at my parents house, my dad walks me round to the front garden, puts the train on and then leaves, as if I’m a toddler in front of an iPad.

[J. Cain Majere @majerewrites]

@DisaffectedPod Some can.

Doesn't usually do much beyond getting us branded as some kind of ist/ism/phobe but that really shouldn't stop anyone, frankly.

I do get why 'famous' straight men whose families depend on their access to the captured entertainment industry rarely follow suit, though.