lauren

🎶1-0 to the arsenal 🎶

[lauren @majormauger]

@DigiFoxboy if you’d ever volunteered at a food bank you’d know that 95% of the food we give out is plant based 🤷‍♀️ affordable, filling and shelf-stable is kind of a requirement

[lauren @majormauger]

@KafajiComps she made one error and benched for life, meanwhile our other CBs make error after error and are untouchable

[lauren @majormauger]

@Dansmeeeth what also frustrates me is that she’s the first person to yell at her teammates for making an error! like literally get a mirror girl

[lauren @majormauger]

@Nintendoubt815 barcelona 😅

[lauren @majormauger]

@grimshub she has that olivia smith flair, i love it

[young hot ebony. @yonnitsunami]

does anyone else secretly feel disconnected from everyone but like in a “im lacking something human that everyone else seems to have” way

[lauren @majormauger]

cape verde keeper moving like prime patrick beach

[lauren @majormauger]

my mind was actually blown when i found out this isn’t normal in other countries, like what do you mean you didn’t play co-ed tag rugby one week and field hockey the next??

[Win☆ @winywanawana]

they had us doing every sport possible during pe

[lauren @majormauger]

@13cheeto @northbanksyafc sorry to katie but we can’t have a current chelsea player on arsenal wall, i think she’d understand that!

[lauren @majormauger]

@Sophies_mccabe @awfcsufferer the club managerment treated her poorly, but the fans didn’t! why antagonise and mock us?

[lauren @majormauger]

@fletchersrosie it’s actually so sad, we showed up to their pre-match meet up and there was only a few people there, all eating meals separately - made me long for pink street!

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

[Emma Steuer 🧚🤖 @emmasteuer1]

You only live once, so make sure to spend as much time as possible on your computer. You won’t have access to it when you die

[lauren @majormauger]

@lwtsmonster team better than leicester and west ham at least

[lauren @majormauger]

@chezzzles when you move to another country and realise nothing hits the same as chemist warehouse 😔

[lauren @majormauger]

@KafajiComps her passing has been excellent, a real highlight for me

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Sometimes I consider dating but I also sometimes consider veering into oncoming traffic so idk

[lauren @majormauger]

@timstillman_ game after game i just feel like we’re making such a huge mistake letting her go 😔

[lauren @majormauger]

@KafajiComps @lottewubbenmoy she’s playing with so much confidence! i love how she never overcommitted to beating thompson in a footrace, knowing she was outpaced, and instead perfectly timed her tackles and blocks 😮‍💨 so impressed

[lauren @majormauger]

@Odriozolite i actually cannot think of a single player more clutch than her