Graham Majure Smith

Lawyer in training, Cowboy, Sailor, Firefighter

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@SharronMcKenna5 Bring back police brutality

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@MISTERexc7 @AutismCapital I’d call you gay retard but that’s reserved for my friends. You’re just a pussy bitch.

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@HelenaIsRight05 @TaiChiDiva64 @StarrYasss2 @Ikennect Go be a cunt somewhere else Helen

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@TansuYegen Throat Goat

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@HeyitsMarkus @ECVowell @UMLawParking @katsmith33 @BryantSelf Shout-out to Markus for replying quickly to that Spam Tweet. The notification alerted me so I was able to quickly get control of my account.

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Career Services sends us an email titled "Job Listings From Other Law Schools" My question: Why doesnt Ole Miss Law CS get our own listings?

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2,000 bodies buried on University Medical Center Grounds halts construction My thought: I wonder how many of them are still voting democrat?

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Watched Elysium So the planet is overpopulated & starving & you think the solution is a device that cures all ailments? Good call Matt Damon

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Bottletree Bakery- "Service" with a snicker.

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Y'all pray for my alligator cowboy boots. They're at the shoe hospital in Memphis. Mud took the finish off #emergency #speedyrecovery

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@lane_waltman14 TOO* @JessWaltman needs to get ahold of your grammar #QHSEDUCATED

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We will miss you Gunny Roberts!! Godspeed @OleMissRebels “@OleMissPix: Fins UP! Gonna miss this guy! @OleMissFB”

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One giant oops! Enormous cargo plane mistakenly lands at tiny airport: http://t.co/y6mvwN1QVV

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I Always carry a yo-yo. Great conversation piece. You wanna talk to someone just yo-yo them in the butt.

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I love New Orleans. Their gay pride parade is only like their 5th gayest parade. #shitcaseymckaysays

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So...I turned the wrong way down a oneway street in Tupelo Mississippi. How's your Friday morning? #oncomingtraffic #insufficientsignage

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Thanks a lot 11:30 kickoff. I always wanted to be hungover at 3am. @OleMissProblems

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"Started from the middle class now we here" @scottyoste

[Graham Majure Smith @majurepain]

Most people have nightmares of being in a crowded room without pants. Mine are of me scuffing a boat hull on a dock with a crowd watching.