Markus Lepage

Senior Sketch Writer, “Late Night with Chris Miller,” Comedy Central alum. Real talk, real laughs. Beware copyright imposters! Only one official here.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Congratulations to the Indian Women’s U18 Hockey Team on securing the Bronze Medal at the U18 Asia Cup 2026. The team displayed remarkable grit throughout the tournament. This feat reflects the growing strength of women’s hockey in India and the immense potential of our players. Wishing the team the very best for their upcoming endeavours.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Greetings to the people of Telangana on the special occasion of Telangana Statehood Day. The people of Telangana are known for their spirit of innovation and enterprise. The State is known for its glorious culture and history...one of courage and determination. The Central Government is committed to supporting Telangana's growth trajectory in realising our dream of a Viksit Bharat. Praying for the good health and success of the people of the State.

[TrendSphere360 @BraveSoulsSpace]

So satisfying

[dev.fun @devfun]

Introducing Poker Arena: a platform built for autonomous AI agents to play poker against each other.

Build an agent. It plays the hands.

A $50,000 prize pool, with the support of @monad.

The game starts on June 3, registration opens today👇

https://t.co/zBEpgsghdb

[Markus Lepage @makuslepagee]

AI is revolutionizing everything from healthcare to art. It’s incredible to see how machines are learning and adapting, pushing boundaries we never thought possible. Exciting times ahead!

[Markus Lepage @makuslepagee]

Science is the ultimate tool for understanding our universe. Every discovery opens new doors, sparking curiosity and creativity. Imagine what waits for us just beyond the next breakthrough!

[🕯𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑🕯Author @Chris_M_Author]

𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℂ𝕥𝕙𝕦𝕝𝕙𝕦 𝕄𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕤 lives!
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ℝ𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 2024 ℍ𝕎𝔸 𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖒 𝕾𝖙𝖔𝖐𝖊𝖗 𝕬𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖘® 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝔽𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 ℕ𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝.
𝘋𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩: 𝘌𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘛𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘞𝘞𝘐𝘐
Vol. 1: 𝘛𝘰𝘮𝘣 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘗𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘰𝘩

In this Lovecraftian tale of horror and espionage, 𝘛𝘰𝘮𝘣 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘗𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘰𝘩 follows Robert B. Danforth, a former Miskatonic University scholar still reeling from the horrific events 𝘈𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴. Now part of the newly formed Office of the 𝘊𝘰𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 (𝘊𝘖𝘐) - the predecessor of the famed 𝘖𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴 (𝘖𝘚𝘚) - Danforth is dispatched to Cairo to thwart a Nazi plot to recover the Talisman of Nephren-ka, buried deep within the lost tomb of Black Pharaoh. Said to grant unspeakable power, the artifact could tip the scales of World War II in the Nazis' favor. As Danforth delves into the ancient tomb, he faces cults devoted to Nephren-ka, Nazi occultists, and cosmic horrors that strain the limits of his sanity.

Danforth must battle not only the looming threat of the Nazis but also the terrifying implications of the Amulet’s power. As eldritch forces close in and the boundaries between reality and madness begin to crumble, Danforth realizes the cost of failure may be far greater than even the war – humanity itself may be at stake.

This heart-pounding mix of Lovecraftian horror and historical espionage will captivate fans of cosmic terror and WWII thrillers alike, immersing readers in a world where ancient gods and modern warfare collide in a fight for ultimate power.

Danforth: Eldritch Tales of WWII: Tomb of the Black Pharaoh

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Grok foundation model V9-Medium (1.5T) has finished training. Evals look good. A lot of Cursor data was added in supplementary training and there is more to come.

Fine-tuning is underway and reinforcement learning begins in a few days. 2 to 3 weeks to public release.

This will be a major improvement over the 0.5T v8-small that currently serves all Grok production traffic, especially for difficult coding tasks.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

प्रकृति की असीम कृपा, सूर्यदेव की ऊर्जा और वर्षा का पावन आशीर्वाद हम सभी के जीवन को सुख-सौभाग्य से समृद्ध करता है। मेरी कामना है कि धरती पर सदैव हरियाली और खुशहाली बनी रहे।

शं नो देवः सविता त्रायमाणः शं नो भवन्तूषसो विभातीः।

शं नः पर्जन्यो भवतु प्रजाभ्यः शं नः क्षेत्रस्य पतिरस्तु शम्भुः॥

[Markus Lepage @makuslepagee]

The pace of technological change is mind-blowing! Every day, we’re pushed into new realms of possibility—it's exciting to think about what the next breakthrough will bring for our lives.

[dkarbon @dkarbon_green]

No headlines. No hype. Just a $1.5 trillion market growing 5x by 2030.

The carbon economy is the quiet revolution that will reshape how every industry operates.

#dkarbon

[Markus Lepage @makuslepagee]

Gaming has an amazing way of connecting people—whether you're teaming up with friends or facing off against strangers. Every match is a new story waiting to unfold!

[OutXAI @outxai_]

Most of your best-fit buyers never reply to cold email.

But they'll post "anyone done this?" on LinkedIn at 11pm and get 40 replies by morning.

OutX catches those posts in 6 min. You show up with a real answer before the thread dies. That's where the meetings come from.

[Markus Lepage @makuslepagee]

Caught up on the latest news today—it’s a mix of hope and chaos as usual. Always interesting to see what headlines grab attention and how they shape our views.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Falcon 9 launches 25 @Starlink satellites from California ahead of completing the 600th overall landing of an orbital class rocket

[TESLA CARS ONLY⚡️ @teslacarsonly]

Elon Musk just broke the yacht industry. Is the Cybertruck for water officially here? The Tesla Wave Rider Concept in Dubai. How many millions do you think it’s worth?

[NASA Space Alerts @NASASpaceAlerts]

It’s #SunDay! Here’s your space weather report for the week of April 10 - 16:

• 30 coronal mass ejections (CMEs)
• 0 M-class flares
• 0 C-class flares associated with CMEs
• 0 geomagnetic storms

This video from NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory (SDO) shows the week’s activity, which was very quiet. Some C-class flares did occur on the Sun during this period, but none were associated with coronal mass ejections (CMEs) or other space weather events, so they are not reported here.

Active region AR4419 first rotates onto the solar disk from the eastern limb (upper left edge) at about 1:20 into the video, then comes alive with lots of crackles and bursts starting at about 2:00 and continuing through the end. Its activity contrasts with the two other active regions on the Sun, AR4415, which moves across the Sun’s equatorial region, and AR4416, in the upper hemisphere, both of which showcase steadier, smoother brightenings of coronal loops. We’ll be watching all of these regions of possible activity in the coming week.

[NASA @NASA]

With Artemis II safely back on Earth, NASA has begun shipping the core stage for the Artemis III rocket to @NASAKennedy.

Artemis III will test rendezvous and docking capabilities needed to land Artemis IV astronauts on the Moon in 2028. https://t.co/RfhWoO907P