Riley !

pleasant but clueless

priv: @thissucksm8
she/they with a sprinkle of dudebro

[Riley ! @male_coded]

might not be for forever (i'm not dumb enough to think that I'm completely free of this platform) but i'm going mostly inactive on this account, hmu on priv or at https://t.co/hzs8ahgJN5 :}

[Riley ! @male_coded]

that might be the most egregious pass i've seen in awhile, w 5 minutes left and a 1 goal lead no less

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

HELLEBUYCK GIVES THE PUCK AWAY AND THE BLUES SCORE THEIR 3RD STRAIGHT TO TIE IT 😱😵

[Riley ! @male_coded]

@fakehockeyteam @defensemint as long as there's an extension to vancouver so I can come see yall

[Riley ! @male_coded]

@PotatoMcWhiskey FUCKIN TRUUUEEE

[Riley ! @male_coded]

what a beautiful morning dude

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

they’re calling it a bluekkake

[wint @dril]

me rogan and elon are on an a jet to israel. Enjoy your unfunny circle jerk. do not try to contact us. We are safe

[silvia @silvialeija_]

pronouns in bio now @DallasStars

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

Senate republicans pulling the goalie with 2 min to go

[. @JuanSotoHater]

son every fucking result is like:

Hitlerville Trump +66.2

Democrat: 51.1
Republican: 48.9

steve kornacki: I have never fuckign seen this in my life

[Riley ! @male_coded]

this election's such a balm for the poor result in bc,,, let's fuckin go buddies

[Riley ! @male_coded]

@sausagehobbit love u bud

[Riley ! @male_coded]

@primulum_ LET'S GOOOOOO

[Riley ! @male_coded]

bro do ur dekes 🥲

[Daniel Wagner @passittobulis]

But also, dang, what a move by Pettersson.

[Riley ! @male_coded]

social terror is a cyclical phenomenon of society,,, doesn't make it any less ridiculous tho lmfao

[Riley ! @male_coded]

which MP walked in on their kid watching bdsm

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 @JackDunc1]

I'm sorry but this is absolutely fucking ridiculous. I thought it was a joke.

The concept of going to prison for being in 'possession' of facesitting porn. 😭😭😭

[Riley ! @male_coded]

@MOSTLYVO1D careful careful the monkey's paw is curling

[Riley ! @male_coded]

wtf i'm pissing n shitting

[bear @brockboeser6]

i cant control my aww

[Riley ! @male_coded]

hell yeah lol

[Riley ! @male_coded]

mom, the canucks are canucking again

[Riley ! @male_coded]

@miketgould u are exactly as funny as u think u are