Riley !

pleasant but clueless

priv: @thissucksm8
she/they with a sprinkle of dudebro

[Riley ! @male_coded]

might not be for forever (i'm not dumb enough to think that I'm completely free of this platform) but i'm going mostly inactive on this account, hmu on priv or at https://t.co/hzs8ahgJN5 :}

[Riley ! @male_coded]

@Thompsonalysis like 10 years ago I was bored on the skytrain and picked up a vancouver sun paper and started reading it and genuinely felt like I was in the mind of an edgy 12 year old

[Riley ! @male_coded]

@UncleScottiepoo @jonkentcomrade hi! some free education for ya. https://t.co/6hcNuq50uw

[Riley ! @male_coded]

@storylinefever @RitaHoman1 context,,, that's crazy

[Riley ! @male_coded]

a truly baffling decision that only got more baffling every second that went by, the stories I heard were insane lol

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

The Vancouver Canucks have reportedly fired Adam Foote as head coach, per Darren Dreger.

[Memarzadeh @ArashMemarzadeh]

Rest in peace to a core pillar of Vancouver #Canucks hockey, the immortal John Garrett.

Here's him spoiling Roberto Luongo's shutout bid in a moment that tells you everything about the Shorty/Cheech marriage:

[Riley ! @male_coded]

just the fucking best of all time

[Riley ! @male_coded]

this hurts. this hurts real bad. some people just feel immortal to you, john garrett was one of those people to me

[Sportsnet PR @SportsnetPR]

A statement on the passing of John Garrett:

[Riley ! @male_coded]

@fkatbhabhi i feel u babe i sob every time I have to leave tyler

[rolled daal @FINANCIALHINDOO]

NHL dress code rules are so bad i thought this was an player walking into the rink

[Ryan Pike @RyanNPike]

As seen from above.

[Riley ! @male_coded]

more like gavin don't

[Gavin Dew @gavindew]

BIG WIN! Kelowna will finally be granted an exemption from the province’s short term rental regulations.

This is a welcome but overdue decision, and I’m proud of everyone who worked hard to make it happen.

[turbomander @turbomander]

personally i dont find tasha's laughter hideous at all. i think all women are beautiful

[sarah @sahouraxo]

BREAKING

Spain’s MEP Irene Montero:

“No woman has ever been freed by American bombs or illegal aggression.

Not in Syria. Not in Iraq. Not in Lebanon. Not in Afghanistan.

And it will not happen in Iran either.

They hide behind women’s rights to justify their colonial wars.”

[Riley ! @male_coded]

@rishi__veda @RedGreenBC do u have time to talk about ur keto diet

[Riley ! @male_coded]

tage thompson editing epoch by savlonic over trump's name in the epstein files

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

“Jesus is everything to me. Obviously, we're made imperfect. We're all sinners, and we need Him. And I fall short every single day, and He's the one I rely on. I think when you have that sense of hope, the grace and the mercy that I receive every day from Him is something that gives me peace and joy in life, no matter what I do.”
- Team USA/Buffalo Sabres C Tage Thompson speaking to @RealDanZak

[Riley ! @male_coded]

@rishi__veda why'd this guy put a canadian flag over his dick https://t.co/1ey8e0qV6p

[Ted Bird 🇮🇱 @manofbird]

My old friend Pete Marier’s
belated take on the Super Bowl halftime show: “At the Super Bowl in 1968, they brought a pig in a wheelbarrow out to the 50 yard line, made the cheerleaders wrestle it and everybody went home with a goddam smile on their face!”

[Riley ! @male_coded]

@DanTheFlyeraFan get his ASSSSS