SBZ｜ Malembro

TOing Brawlhalla for @sbzesports | SBZ ex-board member | All opinions are mine and mine alone. | He/Him

[SBZ｜ Malembro @malembrossbm]

It's finally here. I'm so fucking stoked. Can't wait to not have a social life for the next 4 weeks.

[Lisa Give Peace a Chance Tucker-Clemens @TuckerClemens]

This 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

[nan@archlinux: ~$ @Epic_NaN]

I just registered for Town and Züri (Monthly) #10 https://t.co/VZqmEaKKgh #TownAndZüriMonthly via @startgg

[SBZ｜ Malembro @malembrossbm]

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[Glorpinity @glorpinity]

i unironically think with this free week we are gonna see 100k+ people on launch and im not joking or exaggerating, quote tweet me when it doesnt happen

[oxyzen @oxyzen]

this is what happens when “everyone gets a puppy” finally beats “diarrhea forever”

[Javed Sterritt @JavedLSterritt]

Like, if your "masculinity" is under threat because of something like this, it must be paper thin to begin with.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

It's wild to me that people can work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, for 60 years and still argue this is the best system humanity can come up with, while defending people who make their entire net worth in 30 seconds and insisting they shouldn't be taxed more.

[Mobius Dick 🇨🇦 @MobyDickSpoiler]

Thinking the phrase "well-travelled" refers to literal distance is genuinely hilarious

[SBZ｜ Malembro @malembrossbm]

@Socialtrainers @AnotherSapien Americans when describing castles: "So imagine a big house". Hilarious.

There's a bottle of wine displayed at my local pub that's older than your entire country, you have no castles mate.

[spencer 🦈 @Unpop_Science]

We need to stop acting as if people like this are “not convinced” and start recognizing them as “committed to a lie.”

[Tyler Black, MD @tylerblack32]

6'3"
"238 lbs"
"ECG is 14 years younger"
"bruising from handshakes"

omg i just can't
HAHAHAHA

Kim Jong Trump

[SBZ｜ Malembro @malembrossbm]

@MdnghtMarsHill @AtheistPhoenix "Plenty of serious people accept microevolution, question unguided macroevolution"

No they don't. Serious people read and follow the science, they don't reject it because of their personal believes, which is what you're describing. You're literally describing idiots.

[SBZ｜ Malembro @malembrossbm]

@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats You know you really fucked up when the most stinging retorts are just pictures of yourself and your husband.

[MagicPL 🍉♦️ @MMGMagic]

@fzzypckles "This gimmick sucks!"

"Then why did you base your game on it?"

[SBZ｜ Malembro @malembrossbm]

@Tsar_Martyr You're accidentally right, but not intelligent enough to understand why lmao.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump is now bragging over doctors being so concerned with his cognitive decline that he was given 3 dementia tests in a year and Obama/Biden were given 0.

Not the brag you think it is, Donald!

[OvereducatedAFVermin 🐀🍩🥀🇺🇦🥁🪷 @BrandonWon2020]

@RollingStone @danawhite Down the middle of the fvcking sewer. 🤡

[Aur 🐷 @SnoutUp]

@CorkTruckDriver Good that you're finally getting educated (never too late to learn), but did your classmates point out that it's not Summer yet?

[Dee 🌹 @DeeWaynee94]

If your “context” makes drowning children righteous, your context is the problem.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Honestly, I’m sick and tired of grown adults calling the climate crisis a hoax. It’s not even a debate, the science has been settled for decades. Your ignorance is not just embarrassing, it is actively destroying the planet and every living thing on it.

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

Cult leader Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts so that his cult would worship him harder. Just thought I’d share that history with everyone