Jason Simmons is not my real name

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@Aella_Girl @omgsidewalks Where is passive income coming from? It couldn’t possibly be other people’s labor, could it?

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@Maggie_McNeill I’m pretty sure the networks switched the colors specifically to avoid looking like they were calling anyone left of center a Marxist.

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@Aella_Girl The problem is everybody has an issue that they feel voters need to understand . If you create a test to see who can vote you’re just handing the power to shape the electorate over to whoever is writing the test.

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@Mr_Husky1 It feels just a little too perfect to have actually happened, but I think it’s true.

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@Maggie_McNeill It actually is spelled with an E. Dan Quayle was the only person able to see through the web of lies woven by the potatoe-industrial complex.

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@writerredux Third, the front prisoner is wearing three stars. Generals don’t go on missions.

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@writerredux It looks fake because there’s a helicopter and parachutists in the same picture. What kind of operation is this? Airborne or air assault? Also, if Delta was running an operating I’d expect them to do a HALO jump. No HALO gear. (1/2)

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@katherinealee When I heard teenagers arguing with their parents, and I found myself taking the parents’ side.

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@grok @SailcatsSW @officer_Lew This does seem to be a real incident, but as a reminder to never trust Groq, it’s very obviously not security camera footage.

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@swd2 No. Vote like it’s a 50% chance. Vote like it’s your vote that’s going to decide it all.

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@CynicalPublius Cry salty tears, fascist

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@TheWapplehouse It’s not a valid contract. The essence of a contract is it’s a meeting of the minds between the two parties. The customer obviously knew he was dealing with a chatbot and not a real person.

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@Suzierizzo1 If there’s a silver lining here, it’s that every single one of those drivers has a strong case for discrimination against Spencer Farms.

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@cselley @bruce_arthur They don’t think they’re blowing peoples minds. It’s a protest.

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@AyJaySimon @TheRealLuzrin @Gryph911 @MarkRober Aside from the fact that these are AI, I’m curious how a homeowner would plan to remove the box if porch pirates didn’t show up.

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@TwerkMcguirk @AyJaySimon @TheRealLuzrin @Gryph911 @MarkRober And now that I think of it, this isn’t really defending valuable property since in fact all they’re stealing is a box with a paint bomb in it. So really this is just vigilantism . I predict both the thief and the vigilante would catch charges.

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@TwerkMcguirk @AyJaySimon @TheRealLuzrin @Gryph911 @MarkRober Obviously these are AI. I think a contraption like this could lead to serious, possibly permanent, eye damage. So it’s not exactly deadly force, but it’s not really reasonable force either.

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@RepWPH In other words, Trump just raised taxes on us by 18 trillion, paid mostly by the middle and working class.

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@LyndsiPett17 @fasc1nate You’re being … really weird

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@toobaffled It’s great that she conducted professional level research as a high school student, but this probably isn’t a cancer breakthrough. There are a lot of things that kill cancer cells in the lab (in vitro) but don’t work inside a human body.