Isabel Nelson

I’m a fraud... A poor, lazy, sexy fraud. 2025 SMC RC Cohort. Writer, student, wife guy.

[Isabel Nelson @malhibou]

She/her’d a patient so thoroughly I got a nurse to forget to be transphobic :)

[Highschool Baseball in Japan (高校野球) @HS_baseballJP]

Final result:
Ariake 3-2 Nagasaki Nichidai

Ariake grabbed 2nd Koshien win in their debut after nail-biting win against Nagasaki representative in a matchup between schools from Kyushu region!

[Isabel Nelson @malhibou]

GANBARE, ARIAKE ! #koshien2026

[Isabel Nelson @malhibou]

@YellekSeluj

[Isabel Nelson @malhibou]

@Chinchillazllla I went back to school last year and I have the same problem sometimes, but pretty quickly my prof figured out that I wrote the same way even if we had to hand write an assignment! (Also your assessment of your ability to go back to school is correct: you will crush it!!!)

[Isabel Nelson @malhibou]

Having a transcendentally wonderful time in Japan but missing my cats to a really dumb degree :(

[miles @milesdotgov]

Elon Musk (setting up family guy cutaway gag): You know, Peter, this is worse— I mean, that’s what— so like, this is worse, I mean, like this is even worse than like

[Isabel Nelson @malhibou]

@zecretary I feel like this tweet only works if you know she wasn’t trying to make a sale because she’d already made a sale, but maybe that makes it worse

[Isabel Nelson @malhibou]

Should have taken my sedative. It’s 1am in Vietnam and I am v mad at myself.

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

2014 gf: (changes Skype status to “hmm.”)

2014 bf: u ok babe

2014 gf: Yes babe 😁

2014 gf: (changes status to “when u say ur ok but ur not.”)

2014 bf: status??

2014 gf: “huh??? oh lol it’s nothing I’m fine”

2014 gf: (changes status “some ppl will never know how u rly are.”)

[Isabel Nelson @malhibou]

I think y*steryear bothers me because she clearly has not met ONE person who went to a Christian college. You know when you bite into sashimi and you’re like, oh that’s right, a good chef wouldn’t leave those in. This is sort of. The other feeling.

[Isabel Nelson @malhibou]

@GovernorAnne Holy fuck I love he

[Isabel Nelson @malhibou]

@oreoeocat They are so tender, like little cherubs! Cherubs who lick and lick and lick and lick and lick

[Isabel Nelson @malhibou]

Me being like yes I feel like things are going great but I *do* have to stand up, I just have to. And I have to do it several times during our appointment and it’s not under my control but ANYWAY I’m fine yes anyway why did you want this appt

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

me during the 167 hours a week i am not in therapy: life is pain existence is a prison i will never recover i am doomed there is no point there is no purpose i am the oldest 27 year old alive it’s over

me during the 1 hour a week i am in therapy: in my chex mix era #chexmixera

[Isabel Nelson @malhibou]

@alexdotmov Okay I’m sorry this made me laugh with spit

[Isabel Nelson @malhibou]

@GovernorAnne Sorry am I revealing my late follow status… who this man??

[Isabel Nelson @malhibou]

@turntineforwhat Like aren’t you supposed to be on the express elevator up?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

me during the 167 hours a week i am not in therapy: life is pain existence is a prison i will never recover i am doomed there is no point there is no purpose i am the oldest 27 year old alive it’s over

me during the 1 hour a week i am in therapy: in my chex mix era #chexmixera

[Isabel Nelson @malhibou]

@marxiners Inshallah!

[Isabel Nelson @malhibou]

@marxiners Goddamn! Still, happy for you 🥹