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[jordy @malibujordy]

@odesza Hey fam. Can you please reopen refunds on the rescheduled shows? We tried, but with work schedules, we can’t make the new sacramento date work. As much as we’d like to go to the Saturday SF show instead, we can’t afford to buy two sets of tickets. 💔

[jordy @malibujordy]

@DolanAutoGroup Very cool!

[Reno Tahoe Open Foundation @RenoTahoe_Open]

We'll see YOU at Barracuda Championship 2021!🏌🏻‍♂️ We’re thrilled to announce that spectators will be welcomed to the areas only PGA TOUR event August 2-8! Limited tickets are available. Get yours today to ensure your spot!
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[Nevada Humane Society @NVHumaneSociety]

THANK YOU! You have helped us raise a grand total of $101,915.85 online and by mail for #PawsForACause all in support of our ultimate goal—finding Forever Homes for all animals in need.
Thank you to all of our wonderful sponsors: @petcolove @petcolovelost @vca @1800petmeds

[Nevada Humane Society @NVHumaneSociety]

All of the work we do at Nevada Humane Society is made possible by our exceptional donors, volunteers, and staff. Thank you for helping us continue our life-saving work, and here’s to 16,000 more happy tails!

#PawsForACause

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

Abolish the death penalty.

[jordy @malibujordy]

LET’S GOOOOOO #DODGERS

[Rabbit of the Day 🐰 @RabbitoftheDay]

📅 14th October 2020
🏷 Instagram/queen_bunny_rose
💕 #animaloftheday

[jordy @malibujordy]

@DANIKINGMUSIC NOT PEANUTS

[jordy @malibujordy]

THERE’S VISIBLE BLUE SKY TODAY! I SEE A CLOUD!

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

my three states of being

[Cow of the Day🐮 @CowoftheDay1]

📅 7th September 2020
🐮 Delilah and Reba 🐷
🏷 Instagram/hoovesandtails
💕 #animaloftheday

[jordy @malibujordy]

all the birth control I needed, thx!

[SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm]

me at benihana https://t.co/zMPQCPK2A2

[jordy @malibujordy]

@chipnanimus @casandrajaye I think I’m just dumb lol

[jordy @malibujordy]

@chipnanimus 30 + 50 = 80 - 5 = 75

[jordy @malibujordy]

@JasonIsbell “She made us drinks to drink, we drank them, got drunk.”

[jordy @malibujordy]

@ktrill23_ Dads lol

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

if someone made me candy corn cookies I would take it as a threat

[Rabbit of the Day 🐰 @RabbitoftheDay]

📅 19th August 2020
🐰 Luna
💕 #animaloftheday

[jordy @malibujordy]

I literally talk about this all the time.... bc human babies are dumb for like... years.