Kassandra Gutierrez

FL🌴➡️NJ 🗽 Chef/Owner @mimascantina

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

A pregnant woman in Dallas was pulled over for using the HOV lane and is arguing that her unborn fetus should count as a passenger because of Texas' abortion laws. Let the mental gymnastics begin.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Wealth of Elon Musk
2012: $2,000,000,000
2022: $231,300,000,000

Wealth of Jeff Bezos
2012: $18,400,000,000
2022: $140,900,000,000

Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg
2012: $17,500,000,000
2022: $61,300,000,000

U.S. Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2022: $7.25

Three words: tax the rich.

[Kassandra Gutierrez @malleablepalate]

@mikealelliott @oldmanebro 👏👏👏👏

[Neera Tanden🌻 @neeratanden]

Boris Johnson didn’t lead an insurrectionist mob against them and his party still forced him to resign.

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[Leah Remini @LeahRemini]

Going to college for the first time at 51 after living most of my life in a cult and only having an 8th grade education hasn't been easy.

But I took my first NYU final exams this week and I'm glad I decided to educate myself.

It's never too late. It's tough, but it's worth it.

[Kassandra Gutierrez @malleablepalate]

@Bethenny @AmericanAir My take is @AmericanAir is the absolute worst in customer service. I had similar issues with them during a time of mourning for my family and received absolutely no remorse. When working with @JetBlue on adjusting the return trip, we had an incredibly seamless interaction.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

It is no coincidence that the same people who overturn Roe also prevent voting rights and encourage partisan gerrymandering. They fear the will of the majority. In other words, democracy.

[Shannon Elkins @elkins4texas]

My name is Shannon Elkins. I’m a SPED teacher running for TX HD 98 against an incumbent who’s held office for nearly a decade, and has yet to deliver for his constituents. Can you help me reach 1,000 followers so we can build a strong coalition and send him a message?

[Kassandra Gutierrez @malleablepalate]

@AmericanAir Extremely un-accommodating when trying to adjust our flight plans in the wake of a family emergency. We’ve now had to book 4 unnecessary flights, loose the money spent on our previous booking, all while mourning the loss of a family member. We felt zero empathy from any associate

[Kassandra Gutierrez @malleablepalate]

@AmericanAir 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

[Kassandra Gutierrez @malleablepalate]

@SaraBareilles 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

Well, that was great.

[Kassandra Gutierrez @malleablepalate]

My guy and his puns 😏

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

Let me be BLUNT: Legalizing marijuana is a matter of social justice, racial justice, and economic justice.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

New Jersey spends $150 MILLION/yr processing marijuana arrests.

It is time for the FULL legalization, regulation, and taxation of marijuana, allowing us to reinvest directly in our communities. Investments that will pay DIVIDENDS – in contrast to the costs of mass incarceration.

[Francesca Fiorentini @franifio]

If parents get an extra $500 dollars per kid, then I want at least $100 for every egg I chose not to gestate into this Ayn Rand contagion of a country.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Now when people ask me how I’m doing, I say, “you know, wipin’ it down.”

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

New Jerseyans have thick skin.
New Jerseyans stand tall.
New Jerseyans are resilient.

We’re #JerseyStrong – and we’ll get through this together.

[Kassandra Gutierrez @malleablepalate]

My governor plays no games 💪🏼👏🏼

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

To those who are fueling price gouging or engaging in racist or bullying behavior – there is a special place in hell for the people who take advantage of this health crisis.

We will pursue and prosecute hate crimes and consumer fraud to the fullest extent of the law.