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Lethal

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@Colonel_Keez Yeah a better man wouldn't have done that, that's on you

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@ThanosHaad000 @dadondesmond Darth Maul gets his shoes at the mall

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@CrazyFrogBing @jr_myson @drewcp11_1 Women are fascinating

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@girl2042022 pregabalin, phenibut, very small amounts of ketamine, beta blockers, alcohol

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@WareSel @SYNESTHEIZURE @thamosdeaf There are no broad swaths of humanity that did not engage in oppression, that is a ridiculous thing to claim. Everyone chose it. If Arab states, African kingdoms, the Aztecs, the Maori, or Japan had the advantage, they would have taken over the world too

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Why do women respond most consistently when you text them their own name and nothing else. Why aren't they more scared

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Also of note is that you can combine 1 celsius and 1 gatorade in a large glass to create a green fluid that turns you into a silverback gorilla

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@CaudilloXIV I've already been spiritually reverse seared by at least half a dozen pale and sharp foids just like her. I can't even bear to look at this image

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It makes me a danger to myself and all nearby pedestrians under 220lbs

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Have been hitting what I call the "laser breakfast" a lot recently: 1 plate corner store sushi, 1 mexican coke, 1 cortado, 10mg adderall

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@BrianMcquery @DavidPoland Point splits are standard in the music industry, even for people with small roles that may otherwise go unnoticed. No reason something like ASCAP can't exist in film to facilitate it

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@dsonoiki I think creatives should honestly be more open to negotiating contracts for point splits in cases like these, but that only makes sense here if she'd accept LESS than $300/day in exchange for the added points

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@BlamKaboom @dsonoiki 9k for a month-long, low-budget shoot is great, though. Like that's not underpaid at all

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@HotMilkWithIce @Inormallydothis But 5 seconds is probably a sunburn, and full-body third degree burns is brutal torture. Like I respect the motivation for the bag but you're a monster in objective terms

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@pippercorn @godspeed_aflame Outside of people with serious health abnormalities (hypothyroidism, etc.), the actual variance along those two variables in the population is really small. Most everyone who claims to have an outlier metabolic rate can be shown in controlled conditions to be simply miscounting

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@infundibulated @woop54 Sure, I'm sure that's why it happened. Couldn't have been for any other reason!

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@woop54 @maxlevine66 You don't have to pretend this is true. You can admit he was completely unexceptional and that the real reason he was even nominated is obvious.

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@Inormallydothis I can presumably use all of the microwave's capabilities, so I'd set to 10% power and put it in for a conservative 10 seconds

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@HotMilkWithIce @Inormallydothis You'd give a newborn baby third-degree radiation burns for the gap between $5 million and $20 million?

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@MattZeitlin Nobunaga