Jason Maltzen

Game developer. Co-owner @ Hidden Achievement. @[email protected] or "@jason.maltzen.org" in the sky.
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For all the people out there busy rebuilding networks right now, my cohost and mastodon links are in my profile.

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@AmazonHelp Great. Your suggestion for overnight delivery that didn't happen is "wait 48 hours". Really useful. Will end up returning this after expediting an order from a company that can actually deliver as promised.

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There's "late" and then there's @amazon business "your 4am-8am delivery hasn't arrived by 8pm and we have no tracking and no updates" late.

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@AmazonHelp Wednesday August 16.

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@AmazonHelp Last tracking update is "carrier picked up the package" at around midnight, at a facility not far from here.

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@AmazonHelp The tracking number is for Amazon Logistics.

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@annafunk Really, my University-level German never got me to the point where I could actually speak the language either. I might be able to very roughly discuss coal subsidies in German, but how often does the kohlepfennig *actually* come up in conversation?

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@Lum_ That tracks with my memory of the last time I wanted to spend 2 hours setting up to play.

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@Lum_ Chiang Kai-shek is one of the few leaders where we can argue about levels of good or bad in that conflict.

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TBF, Elmo's turd emoji response to all press was really a pretty accurate response to the question "what is the future of Twitter?"

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"Oh hi, Bruce"

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"I've never seen a worse movie than Batman with Mr. Freeze"
"But you've seen The Room"
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"No. Still worse. That would have been a better movie with Wiseau as Freeze. And Batman. And the rest of the cast."

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Favorite Muppet?

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@DanRather https://t.co/P5bdOz3VHr

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@DanRather I mean, there's also a bit of "Hesvern de mor de vern de flipflipflipflipflip"

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"X-Card" should definitely be trending instead of "The X"

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When your social media site catches up with the TTRPG community: https://t.co/R3Jdo6T0we

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After the name change, we can all go "I was *there* when it was called Twitter"

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@SarahThePearl And also not wanting to lose track of so many of the good people I've gamed with in the past who I'd love to find to play with again in future games when the right ones come around.

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Is anyone still here for a reason other than watching the train wreck in progress? And if so, why?

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@SarahThePearl For me it's the trainwreck, and then there's the loss of the artists I follow who I might have reason to hire in the future (or even now, as we look for the right ones) and the small audience we've built here for our indie game dev company. Losing either hurts.