Ashutosh Malve

founder and software architect by heart

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[Ashutosh Malve @malve]

@asishcodes @yash_v_s So bro u just yapping

[Ashutosh Malve @malve]

@Laz4rz Me too

[Ashutosh Malve @malve]

@kirso_ @dok2001 @aunder @Cloudflare @dok2001, we wanna know?

Engineering manager to Product Manager intern.

[Ashutosh Malve @malve]

@dok2001 @aunder @Cloudflare Can I too

[Ashutosh Malve @malve]

@thekitze “Breaking”

[Arnav Gupta @championswimmer]

This house is less than ₹5cr (£0.5M).

Less than 30min commute to anywhere in central London.

Indian property markets makes no sense to me after seeing the market here 🥲

(+ has huge backyard, kids can play football in)

[Ashutosh Malve @malve]

@fayazara Thanks

[Ashutosh Malve @malve]

@RajanAnandan @GeminiApp Guys! It's not AI, he took this drone shot.

[Ashutosh Malve @malve]

Claude talk like a caveman — cutting ~75% of tokens while keeping full technical accuracy.

https://t.co/X4Lmb97ovv

[Ashutosh Malve @malve]

@0x_kaize this is cool

[Ashutosh Malve @malve]

@PratikSontakke_ Bro, this is not LinkedIn. This platform is not for this sh*t.

[Google Research @GoogleResearch]

Introducing TurboQuant: Our new compression algorithm that reduces LLM key-value cache memory by at least 6x and delivers up to 8x speedup, all with zero accuracy loss, redefining AI efficiency. Read the blog to learn how it achieves these results: https://t.co/CDSQ8HpZoc

[Ashutosh Malve @malve]

Dear @Cloudflare single handedly helping you grow your company into a better organisation. This guy is a feedback machine. This guy set up the whole team for you to get the criticism. Good company needs to become better. You should thank him every time he talks about this.

@dok2001 just change the way you respond to him.

[Ashutosh Malve @malve]

You will never feel ready because "ready" isn't a feeling, it's a decision.

[Thor 雷神 ⚡️ @thorwebdev]

Introducing Gemini Embedding 2: Our first natively multimodal embedding model!

Bring text, images, video, audio and documents into a single embedding space.

[Ashutosh Malve @malve]

https://t.co/DtMyxBoD8t

[Ashutosh Malve @malve]

@_ashleypeacock Emails

[Heartfulness @heartfulness]

@forallcurious Gratitude fosters inner peace.

[JIX5A @JIX5A]

The Secret Behind AI Summit India 2026 🇮🇳