Outflow my gas, the galaxy man said

BW Keller (he/him). Astrophysicist.
Pot-of-coffee-by-day, bottle-of-wine-by-night type of guy? Triple that and you've got me. All tweets are my own.

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

*shakes fist* EA NASIR!!!!!!

[Outflow my gas, the galaxy man said @malzraa]

@REasther @skdh @FouanPere I have felt vastly more culture shock living in the US compared to living in Germany (as a Canadian). The differences in Germany were for the most part neutral, just differences. So many of the differences in the US are shocking that people put up with living like this.

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

the Biden Administration was plagued by history’s most frequent and obvious metaphors from beginning to end. this is like if George W. Bush was sworn in on a banana and made a speech where he said “I’m Monkey W Bush and I pledge allegiance to oil.”

[Tim Gill @timgill924]

American society valued a college education more when Professors could drink whiskey and smoke cigarettes right in the classroom as they scribbled the word humanism upon the blackboard.

[Outflow my gas, the galaxy man said @malzraa]

Obama missed out on blackmailing Marlboro into giving him a commemorative pack of reds

[Margo Martin @margomartin]

Tonight, President Trump received the first ever Presidential Commemorative Inaugural Diet Coke bottle from the Chairman and CEO of Coca-Cola Company, James Quincey 🇺🇸

[TheHuntForTomClancy @HuntClancy]

2025 starting strong

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

My man your homeland is beneath the misty mountains

[Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen]

This is a great point if you redefine “entirely” to mean less than half and also confuse the colors for Russia and Qatar

[Kai @Tasnyx]

Brother I don’t got to imagine that!

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

mychart wrapped

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

STEM is so cool. Science is amazing. Kids should develop curiosity about how the universe works and proficiency in uncovering its secrets, so that they can most effectively optimize clickthrough rates on banner ads at the bottom of VC-funded website-apps.

[“paula” @paularambles]

bf is on holiday so he “finally gets to do math”

[slinky vagabond 🌲🔩☕️🦉🌻 @83dollaroring]

engineering school be like "welcome to shapes and colors class" and the median grade is a 37%

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

every astro account is posting this today

[Outflow my gas, the galaxy man said @malzraa]

Gun

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

how do you even defend from an army of these chasing you?

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

You can rewire a conservative's brain by making a normal argument and include a few buzzwords he dislikes, it's insane

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

Yes, one example of the phenomenon I'm describing would be pointing at a chart that says "quarterly private sector manufacturing investment" and acting like people living in their cars or children going to school hungry should see that as proof they're wrong about their condition

[Chenyan Xiong @XiongChenyan]

MIT's graduate student union has an open letter about Rosalind's violation of code of conduct: https://t.co/XEzEhPDZ3z