Je-mess-ica

🇨🇦, weed, alcohol, and sarcasm.

[Je-mess-ica @mama_tokes]

Hair elastics and bobby pins exist in some weird paradigm of being annoyingly plentiful, until you need one.

[Je-mess-ica @mama_tokes]

I was not prepared to discover as an adult that reality is often weirder than fiction

[Je-mess-ica @mama_tokes]

Random wholesomeness is the only reason I survive in this world

[Je-mess-ica @mama_tokes]

Speaking all the truth

[Je-mess-ica @mama_tokes]

Creativity too often stems from despair

[Je-mess-ica @mama_tokes]

It’s been one of those days, you could pretty much take me right now if u gave me a foot massage and listened to me bitch about my day empathetically

[Je-mess-ica @mama_tokes]

I feel the world in general would be better if everyone was required to work a job at some point in their lives that included service industry/working with seniors.
It’s humbling, hard work, and necessary for how we function as a society.

[Je-mess-ica @mama_tokes]

The last few years have been a total blur. Mostly drenched in negativity. And today was no picnic. But when I compare this particular evening.. New Year’s Eve.. to what New Year’s Eve entailed last year… I’m blessed, and progressing. Here’s to a new year ❤️

[Je-mess-ica @mama_tokes]

I sent my child to a catholic school mostly for educational purposes. The regret sets in when my 6 year old tells me she needs to dress as St Anne for school… I guess she’s dressing in bedsheets tomorrow?

[Je-mess-ica @mama_tokes]

In my head I just referred to weed stems as, “bones”.
As in, “I should remove the ‘bones’ from this pile”..
..so there’s that.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

running out into the street with a baseball bat like i just got an amber alert

[Je-mess-ica @mama_tokes]

I literally hate buying pens. Shouldn’t they just exist in a common space that people occupy??

[Je-mess-ica @mama_tokes]

My 3 year old informed me that polka dots have juice in them if you cut them open.

I have questions and concerns.

[Je-mess-ica @mama_tokes]

@millercycle @Moebagsss why can I see u doing this

[Je-mess-ica @mama_tokes]

@sckhko 😂

[Je-mess-ica @mama_tokes]

@sckhko Fair enough. For the greater good we shall abstain

[Je-mess-ica @mama_tokes]

Has anyone ever conclusively determined the correct pronunciation of the word “vase”?

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Imagine being a morning person.

[Je-mess-ica @mama_tokes]

@sckhko Well that’s rather detailed and specific. If u care to hear my thots feel free to dm

[✨⚡️Nurse K ⚡️✨ @Nurse_K_]

I may not have a hot girl summer body but I most definitely have that hot mess mom body going on.