Abumamo00

While I breathe, I hope.

[Abumamo00 @mamo1738]

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[captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪 @luhyaheat]

You guys need to start following football and its rules and not just be quick to challenge things. Ignorance is not a defense. For this wc wrongfully given yellow cards are reviewed and of course when you review and realize the actual offense you book it, you can’t ignore it otherwise you can’t rescind the yellow. Simulation is a bookable offense. See almiron vs USA. He was on a yellow already. Thats his fault. And it’s such a dumb dive not even inthe box. Hope this helps

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I saw a very lovely woman Yesterday in karen. Yani mpaka ata nikasahao nimekuja kazi bwana. Mpaka nikastuka. Nikashangaa kwani binguni pia wanataka CCTV? Mtoto ngozi laini mithili ya Mhindi aliyeoshwa na Wauzaji migodi kutoka kilimani. Mtoto kiatu size 3. Mtoto hakai kujua Timmy t dat dush nyau,huyu anaskiza kina frank ocean na Maroon 5. Ushai angalia msichana namna hii ukajiuliza kimoyo moyo “huyu akiweza nipenda naanzia wapi sasa?” Unashangaa mungu aliumba huyu ndiye bado aliumba Bookten? Eih! Our verse today comes from the book of Psalms. I have seen the exellence of the lord in the land the land of the living. Mungu fundi kweli

[JAREER @scar_mkadinali]

The reason you dont have 'yes men' around you is because you dont have money and power. Pesa ni tamu wasee, hadi skwizi mtu akinitusi najipeleka lunch marriot najiambia pole.
#MZIZA

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The last time I wrote about it as a joke but now im writing about it as a pandemic. The spirit of Self pleasuring is finishing the young generation. A very big percentage of both Genzs and millennials are masturbating,vigorously. And its both genders,the women are buying very funny looking tools and the men have their hands. Sex an artful doing that pulled opposite gender together is now pulling them apart

Juu unajua ukimasturbate,when you start it looks like fun,but now when you cant stop,it becomes like a drug. Na unajiharibu. Wamama wamerub ile kitu mpaka imeisha sensitivity kapsaa,it now looks like a butterfly without wings. Jamaa nao makagare aiskii kitu,juu amezoea kuikamata nikama ananyonga mwisi,you can never find such grip on a womans genitals

So when these two people meet for sex,each of them will have masturbate at some point after the sex,the expirience the pleasure of ejaculation. Kwanza Hawa mnaona wakijiita independent women wamejaza manyundo kwa hizo handbag zao. And one of the reason Nairobi relationships are barely making it past 6 months,is this. Please let us find God my children

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

A billionaire once warned me about “scarcity mindset” , always operate in “abundance”.
Amerix calls the same concept “One itis” and alot of men have gone to jail for it. Dem kukuwacha sio issue, they dump even presidents. Move on, rudi Instagram and look for a better one.

[Nduko™ @nduko__]

Unaapply kazi Nairobi County wanakuuliza if you have ever been involved in any criminal activity unasema No, kumbe wanataka goons mamaye 😂😂🤣

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Under Article 50, we have an automatic Right of Appeal upon conviction as Kenyans. Malema had to convince the same court that convicted and sentenced him that his appeal has a “chance of success”. That’s just crazy! We must keep defending our Constitution.

[JAREER @scar_mkadinali]

If I become president i will give women 8 months maternity leave and 5 days off every month when they have their menses. Women go through alot they need more time at home.
#MZIZA

[JAREER @scar_mkadinali]

Ukiniona niko hapa ni juu sina pesa, time nikona pesa siwezi kuwa hapa.
#MZIZA

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

Mum raised us poor but in her final years, God blessed her, she moved stateside but later got ill. One day we were driving and she randomly told me how would she was willing to give up all her wealth for good health. That statement in early 24 changed my attitude towards life.

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

[Charles A. Fokuoh II Esq @CharlesFaraday1]

One of the healthiest habit a man should learn is training yourself not to talk too much.

[Eric @amerix]

In a society where mediocrity and theft are celebrated as achievements, the people who pursue excellence through honesty, hard work, merit, discipline, order and standards are considered wrongdoers.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

When they finally kill me im glad Candace is my friend.

Because she’s the kind of friend who actually cares and will fight for the truth.

Most of you reading this would never have such dedication from your wife let alone a friend.

Friends like her are one in a billion.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Having siblings is so weird lol. You spend the first like 15 years of your life fighting and hating each other, and then one day you wake up like, "This guy is kinda cool."

[MEDUSA!👽🩷 @Prettdaisy]

I’m afraid we’re being outnumbered by the sheer number of foolish people in this country.

[Kijana @kijxna]

Flirting skills ziko in the pits huyu ni mimi na salimia baddie jambo

[Bethel @Bethelofenugu]

If I’m having a tough conversation with you, it’s because I want you in my life and want you to tighten up so I can keep you in it. I’m not attacking you.

[Eric @amerix]

In victory,

Embrace it with humility.

In loss,

Embrace it with grace.

Victory and loss are part of life. They are temporary, so don't let your fleeting emotions override them.

#ManDay