Amanda Morris

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

@ZARA_Care saddened by Zara's customer service. Thank you for ruining my day! I now have to come up with a dress for a wedding in one day? AWESOME! No help whatsoever.

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

I just ripped my pants at work and I really just want someone to sing the Spongebob song that correlates to this so that I somewhat feel better. Thx.

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

Dang, it's been quite some time.

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

I've never felt more connected to a photo.

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

@jessismiles__ OMG! I have to see you! <3

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

@oliviavictoriaa I’ll do it for free. YOU KNOW THIS.

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

@oliviavictoriaa I love you <3

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

@oliviavictoriaa I will donate to this gofundme.

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

@BryPls u in malibu?

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

Hi everyone, look at this goddess that I’m so proud to know personally.

[Olivia Victoria @oliviavictoriaa]

God is a woman ☁️💜 @ArianaGrande @jamescharles @Sephora @KATVONDbeauty @ABHcosmetics

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

Sometimes I truly wonder if my boss knows what I'm actually doing on a day to day basis. Today I have spent the entire morning making memes about my best friends.

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

I've listened to Thriller three times today already - it's HALLOWEEKEND.

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

The mood today is: ate fairly healthy all day today but got offered a slice of free greasy pizza so obviously I took it and swallowed it whole.

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

Damn, Halloween is expensive.

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

In other news, I’m sick as a dog and decided to chop my hair off myself.

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

It’s sad that my first fear upon getting an open Jeep was the access to “approach” me men had on the streets.

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

To the man in the car next to me who decided it would be fun to stare and wink at me repeatedly...FUCK YOU.

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

@oliviavictoriaa he sure did!

[Amanda Morris @mandaaamorris]

It's Monday, but I don't even care because I have the coolest boy who is taking me to see Aubrey Plaza today.