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she/her

[Mandy @mandy_janis]

Just doing my physics homework!

[Mack Liederman @mack_liederman]

Bears sensation “Cheese Grater Man” is Brandon Martinez, 38. He’s exactly who you want him to be:

🧀 From city’s Southwest Side
🔪 Grater undetected by security
🧀 Owns cheese wheel b/c kids like parm
🔪 Union man at chemical plant, worked OT to buy tix
https://t.co/SojJ5Bupqx

[Mandy @mandy_janis]

@pissboymcgee But sis youll feel so bad for the horses

[Maia @maiamindel]

Miranda: can you believe we're putting 25% tariffs on everything? just so men can get jobs!

Charlotte: my favorite brands are american-made, but this is just so nasty!

Samantha: well if those factory guys are cute then what's the harm...

Carrie: big was deported to el salvador

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

OFFICIAL: The Bulls will retire Derrick Rose's number during the 2025-26 NBA season. No other player will ever wear the number 1 for the Chicago Bulls.

Number 1 will always be from Chicago.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The precedent set today should upset every American who believes in our democratic form of government.

It appears that from now on no major legislation can be passed without the approval of the wealthiest person in this country.

That’s not democracy, that’s oligarchy.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Welcome to the world of oligarchy.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Trump and Vance have explicitly attacked:
—Haitian Americans
—Latino Americans
—Mexican Americans
—African Americans
—Puerto Rican Americans
—Asian Americans
—Indian Americans
—Muslim Americans
—Jewish Americans
—Female Americans
—LGBTQ Americans
—Americans without children

[Hoops @Hoopss]

“Dad how good was Derrick Rose”

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

If women can't travel to receive care, or for any other reason they choose to, then we are truly relegated to second class citizenship. This is what the future will look like for yourself, your daughters, your loved ones, if Trump and Vance win.

[knx @knoxdotmp3]

big: spin and swing on this pole right here right now or else im going to paris
carrie: https://t.co/nfOSk7WrPX

[ximena🍋 @spiiderbuckley]

im sorry that horse is ugly af😭

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Phenomenal Tony Soprano impression I’m SCREECHING

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

POV: you passed out on the floor of a house party and the hosts cat comes to wake you up

[Mandy @mandy_janis]

Get me Jessie and Hannah on family guy 2k24

[xtian @AOWTOUDOUZAT]

Panda Charlotte: This red panda I'm seeing keeps getting bamboo in the bed

Panda Miranda: I can't even find a panda to eat bamboo with

Panda Samantha: I love a big hard bamboo if you know what I'm talking about

Panda Carrie: Big is moving to Paris

https://t.co/MB00HMwyFc

[DEUCE P 🎯 | 🇭🇹 @NotPremi]

Lmaooo men really should be banned from delivering food 😂