Mangle

A real adult person named Mangle and still not a video game character imo

[💥LoLo💥 @ZOrtiz9919]

The coolest people were born 1975 - 1985.
End of story.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Of course I’m fun, babe. I got us tickets to see that three hour long documentary on Saturday at 9am.

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

loggin tf on

[jess @enchantedjess13]

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’m missing joann fabrics like crazy

[Doc Sportello @TheDocSportello]

[to the tune of "Linger" by The Cranberries 🎶]

but I'm in so deep
you know I sure do love Tom Cruise
he's better when the screen is bigger
yeah you have to go see Digger
yeah you have to, yeah you have to
yeah you have to go see Digger

[mj saw digger again 🤠🪏 @workedupdog]

yet another gem from the onion

[Mangle @mangle]

After seeing this, the dehumidifier we’ve used for two summers suddenly stopped working and I found out it has a filter that needs to be cleaned every 2 weeks 💨 🫠

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

adulthood is mostly discovering that every object in your house has a filter you were supposed to replace months ago

[Amanda @_MandaaaS]

at a very “tired by 8pm” time of my life.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

you have to learn sarcasm, I cannot be saying I’m kidding all the time

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

woke up feeling SO anxious. pretty sure doomscrolling about AI & binging 9/11 stories will help

[Charlie Kenton @everyskylander]

Brother’s fantasy league is doing insane things

[Mangle @mangle]

Don’t bother me during my morning workout

[/ᐠ｡‸｡ᐟ\ @pochaccobebi]

cigarette yoga

[Mangle @mangle]

@baddnewsbrandon

[𝑌𝑎𝑧𝑧𝑦𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑧 @yazzyvibes]

i be wanting to act mysterious but unfortunately i’m hilarious and have things to say

[Mangle @mangle]

I still have the entirety of this email saved in my notes app just in case all other proof was lost.

[Christopher @molochofficial]

I’m probably the only person who remembers this, but in 2013 someone at U of Maryland leaked a sorority group email to Gawker and it remains to this day one of the most evil but also rhetorically impressive (in a Ryan Murphy way) things I’ve ever read (here are some excerpts):

[becca 🐇 @trashlizard69]

People from your high school be following Crest toothpaste on Facebook

[Mangle @mangle]

Can’t wait to be the only person at this Odyssey showing