I’ve had to spend an inordinate amount of time explaining to @baddnewsbrandon that Sling Blade ≠ Monster’s Ball. I don’t even understand how you could confuse the two then refuse to admit you’re wrong. Someone come pick him up.
Ooh it’s spring, time for some fresh gym shoes … maybe pink, purple, something bright and colorful! 💐 🌺 🌼 🌸🌷🪻
Shoe companies: Best we can do is doodoobrown
At a show, @baddnewsbrandon left to get drinks, some kid sat in his seat.
“Oh that’s my husband’s seat.”
“I don’t gaf!”
“You wanna be him? You gonna pay the mortgage? You gonna sleep on his side the bed? You gonna take the trash out? Take care of our dog?!”
So scared he ran off!