mango

[mango @mango_offline]

can’t imagine posting something i’m proud enough of to pin. if i see my own tweet i delete it

[mango @mango_offline]

@UTDSamurai7 @AceRedBand1t i’m sure i’ll be left behind by continuing to not use the thing that’s already resulting in measurable cognitive decline in its regular users

[mango @mango_offline]

@zenrealtornyc @HELLLLHOOOOLE not much of a history buff i guess. i’ll get ya started. who drew the 38th parallel?

[tippity @tippity]

a little on the nose there, ehh?

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

At a certain point we're just gonna have to not do this. Like I'm not cutting out the word "genuinely" lol. Get the fuck out of here

[alex novell @sk8ballin3]

I see a future where this guy gets Luigi Kirked in the chest like the opening scene of Robocop

[mango @mango_offline]

@PamelaTheZ @JPHilllllll you can’t be surrendering words like “quietly” to LLMs lmao

[Johnetta Elzie @Nettaaaaaaaa]

Theres nothing else in this country being built with such urgency like these data centers. This shit is crazy.

[mango @mango_offline]

@Srirachachau that’s hozier

[mango @mango_offline]

@lukeisamazing they probably just asked it to colorize this real photo of him and it took liberties as generative AI is prone to doing https://t.co/C9Ewa9DLXm

[mango @mango_offline]

@Srirachachau world’s most successful businessman can’t keep a company afloat unless it’s buoyed by obscene government subsidies/credits/contracts

[mango @mango_offline]

@lukeisamazing such artful and deliberate anachronism. i love that movie

[mango @mango_offline]

@Dumb_Mark @adamjohnsonCHI @cd_hooks egg is kinda like meat but early

[mango @mango_offline]

@tolecrien i had to dig a little too far to find this but a similar feeling occurred to me once

[mango @mango_offline]

@saint_witch_ happy birthday!!!!

[mango @mango_offline]

if you’re falling for graham platner you’re not gonna fuckin make it

[mango @mango_offline]

@binarybits @newanimeavi @zacharywefel asking you to choose between the title of dumbest person alive or expert ragebaiter

[mango @mango_offline]

@lukeisamazing loss happened in 2008 and it instantly became a massive, ubiquitous meme to relentlessly mock his miscarriage comic based on a true story

[mango @mango_offline]

y’know i would have never believed him if he said outright that he found THE secret boy-blood concoction to make him live to 150. but posting some boring shit like this without even ONE fun experimental treatment he swears by suddenly makes me suspicious

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

This is it.
Everything learned spending millions on longevity.

From: Your Immortal Unc and Auntie.
To: Our Immortal nieces and nephews.

0. Sleep is the world's most powerful drug.
1. Be in your bed for 8 hours
2. Same bedtime every night, any time before midnight
3. Don’t eat right before bed
4. Calm foods for dinner
5. No screens 1 hour before bed
6. Avoid added sugar (be aware it’s in everything)
7. Avoid all things in an American convenience store
8. Avoid fried foods
9. Shoes off at the door
10. Eat whole foods, particularly veggies fruits nuts legumes berries
11. Walk a little after meals or air squats
12. Get your heart rate high routinely
13. Lift heavy things
14. Stretch daily
15. Water pik, floss, brush, tongue scrape, morning and night
16. Make an effort to drink water
17. Get sunlight when you wake up (UV is low)
18. Protect skin in midday sun
19. Stand up straight
20. See at least one friend once a week
21. Avoid plastic where you can (in all things)
22. Circulate air in rooms
23. When stressed, breathe, learn to calm your body
24. Go to the dentist
25. Avoid sitting for long times
26. Protect your hearing, the world is too loud
27. Alcohol is bad for you
28. Finish coffee before noon
29. Avoid bright lights after sunset
30. If obese, look into a GLP
31. Sleep in a cold room
32. Texting while driving is dangerous
33. Turn off all notifications
34. Limit social media use
35. Don’t smoke anything
36. If you struggle to sleep, read a physical book before bed
37. 1 hour before bed have a calm wind down routine: bath, read, light walk, listen to music
38. The body is a clock and loves routine. Have a daily morning and evening schedule.
39. Avoid long distance travel where you can
40. Baby steps first: incorporate new things slowly
41. Do less… most things don’t work.

Bonus points if you get your blood checked.

Start here, it will change your life.