*Faint doo-wop music playing*

Be Gay, Eat Limes

she/her

[Kerin Cunningham ★ @KerinCunningham]

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[*Faint doo-wop music playing* @manicmumblings]

Digger truly rocked me last night. Movie of the year, perhaps the last several years???

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

Love the arts Fuck the charts

[BAKER @FUCKYOUBAKER]

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[Chii 🍉🍉🍉 @FwipsArt]

when i was a teenager kids would dare each other to go to meatspin dot com and rotten and lemonparty and then you went on quizilla to read a multiple choice fic to see if you got to kiss Kakashi-sensei or not and then you had to wake up at 7am to give a shit about Algebra II

[sara hinkley @boneysoups]

one day you're a somewhat working actor hoping you get a nice gig on a canadian tv show the next day people are ai generating your mpreg labor photoshoot and starting shoving matches w senior citizens outside your hotel. there really is no business like show business

[Taylor | ❇️✴️ @IamSizzlebutt]

I’m a little confused by the wattpadders showing up to AO3 all aghast at the existence of “RPF, Underage, Trafficking” tags like my dude what did you think your ‘my evil stepmom sold me off to one direction’ fic was? That is how that fic would be tagged.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I know that language changes but I’m going to have to draw the line at legitimizing people talking like Tommy Pickles. Call me a fascist I literally don’t care.

[isla de luca @isladeluca]

this is a graph of me on a night out by # of drinks consumed

[UFCW @UFCW]

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[coastal elite scum @chaipters]

it's astonishing to me that so many people apparently read romance with the object of self-inserting. i, at best, read from the cuck chair, and more often, from the anthropologist's lab...

[Mhuyo @Mhuyo]

thai food is no joke

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Tearing the flesh off a California Raisin

[*Faint doo-wop music playing* @manicmumblings]

LOVE DA MOVIES

[kirsten 🩸 @neverjanedoe]

I’m genuinely in tears right now please unmute this video

[Visible Cow @barnaclebucket]

[Shawty's like a melody in my head voice] Face down in a parking lot and I'm dead

[allegory of @hucklerobbyism]

who will now take care of us? #thepitt

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

"Dr. Robby is causing problems!!" You are watching a drama TV show

[*Faint doo-wop music playing* @manicmumblings]

@Srirachachau I'm fascinated by the way she's acting like she's fully replacing Robby forever instead of holding down the fort during his Sabbatical. Trying to institute big policy changes for a three month stint?? I wonder if Gloria is somehow behind it... 🤔

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