say lah vee

I like music and jokes.

[say lah vee @Manna_tweets]

The preferred nomenclature is the correct way to say things.

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@RiotFest can I get in by showing my ticket from the confirmation email on my phone?

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"YOU LOVED IT!" -- me to strangers on the train after napping on top of them.

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Couldn't Buffy and Angel have just done mouth stuff?

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My favorite genre of television shows is 'Teenagers With Problems Who Dress Better Than Me.'

[Witchy Woman @dreamthievin]

-I really like Eric.
-Or we could call him Brian.
-How about David?
*from inside womb* Jason Deruloooo

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@Ohhialypie @GrantTanaka you can filter by skill level, cost effectiveness, penis length AND girth. Most review sites just focus on length.

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@Ohhialypie @GrantTanaka you just can't get good help these days. That's why I always check Angie's List first.

[eEric @ericsshadow]

In 1977 a small hairy alien attached itself to Donald Trumps head with the intension of one day ruling the world and that day is almost here

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

The age of a favourite book is measured in dog ears.

[say lah vee @Manna_tweets]

My attempt to motivate myself into cleaning by watching an episode of Hoarders first just devolved into 2 hrs of watching Hoarders & crying.

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I've spent so much time on hold w/ the IRS that I'm pretty sure the Automated Answering Service & I are close enough to be facebook friends.

[Sam Reid @SamReidSays]

When you demand to be taken seriously but you're some kind of fat baby bird hamster

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Life Lessons: Loincloths are only appropriate attire for ELK hunting, not JOB hunting.

[Dan O'Brien @OtherDanOBrien]

[Dog Restaurant]
"Is the Book Report any good?"
Yes, Sir.
"How's it prepared?"
A 9yo stayed up till 3am to finish it.
"Ooh, I'll have that."

[tara shoe @tarashoe]

i'd be extra scared if a break-in occurred while i was in the shower and the burglar saw me in there, fully clothed and eatin my soup