lauren

Tastes like misanthropy.

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Every siren tonight is a little celebration of a new disfigurement.

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Not Twittering is the new Twittering.

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The crisis in Haiti didn't seem real until Sienna Miller wrote about it. #ThanksHuffPo

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@atencio Terrific news about The Rig -- congratulations! I look forward to seeing it.

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They said the future would be filled with flying cars and jet packs. Instead, it's filled with motorized wheelchairs.

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If you saw even one moment of "The Marriage Ref", you understand the importance of Larry David.

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Pancakes always sound like a good idea, but flash forward 20 minutes and you're wishing for sweet, merciful death.

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@bortflancrest I really enjoyed Pedo Week. Wait, that doesn't sound right...

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"He said he was a student of life," said the lady in the car commercial. "Ha! I don't want a guy with a curious mind. I want tons of cash."

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My heart belongs to @Frysmith. Thanks for the fries in front of @DowntownIndie tonight -- they were terrific.

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NBC-LA just ran the footage of Kumaritashvili's death during a story about Canada's failed "Own the Podium" PR campaign. WTF.

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@atencio I think you're right. And how was he to know that a town with stores selling Ramones tees for babies would be full of d-bag kids?

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Especially for @atencio: http://bit.ly/aeN03v

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@atencio What's worse is that we've allowed it to happen twice.

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How many of the Canadian actors who are pimping British Columbia still live in Canada?

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@notenoughcheese You're welcome any time. Wish I had a guest room. Um...guest corner by a pile of boxes? Also, see: mobilecravings.com.

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@notenoughcheese Can't wait to see pictures of your new puppy!

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Are you kidding me? RT @upperplayground: JOE STACK, TRUE AMERICAN HERO. http://bit.ly/aYVIsW

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@j9drost Mac and cheese grilled cheese, really! See: http://bit.ly/bpuSwJ for a complete list.

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@j9drost @notenoughcheese Let's do this!