badkitty

There used to be a link to @favrd here.

Have you had your microplastics today?

I’m still here; I set up a profile on Bluesky just in case: @usualdays

[badkitty @badkitty_]

Everything I know about sailing, I learned from The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

[🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭 @PonsukeTheSilly]

telling googles ai that im eating and drinking increasing amounts of salami and monster energy until it starts shouting at me to get help

[ScottW @jswtreeman]

Standing up in the middle of the symphony orchestra performance and screaming “FREE BIRD” will get you ejected from the concert hall.

I know this now.

[badkitty @badkitty_]

@whyrobynwhy You recovered your account! Thank goodness; I was alarmed by the recent (now deleted) tweets. 😅

[badkitty @badkitty_]

Someone hacked @whyrobynwhy 's account. I wish I could help but I don't know what to do. 😩

[jo @whatsJo]

date: can you take off your work gloves

Jim Henson: they have names

[badkitty @badkitty_]

Maybe your baby is crying because a tiny horse didn’t win the Belmont Stakes

[badkitty @badkitty_]

I HAVE ONE WISH AND ONE WISH ONLY, PLEASE GOD, PLEASE

LET A MINIATURE TINY HORSE WIN THE BELMONT STAKES

[badkitty @badkitty_]

I don’t care who wins as long as it’s the one that looks like it escaped from a My Little Pony set.

[badkitty @badkitty_]

Fuck, this guy is terrible

[badkitty @badkitty_]

Imagine being the singer for the Belmont Stakes and having to live up to Frank fucking Sinatra

[Horatio Quartzjixler @Quartzjixler]

Make copies of antique maps on onion skin paper using a pantograph by the light of a whale blubber lamp and chill?

[Kelly S. @kelter1]

Sun Dried Tomatoes is just a fancy term for tomato jerky.

[Μαρια Κιτρινη @greek_heanen]

But, Your Honor, he ate my cheese

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

Let's all take a deep breath and be thankful that I don't own a taser

[EmoG @gmanwashere927]

“Come see my junk” is not a good garage sale invitation.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

Why wait til you own a boat? name your fridge

[Ingenuous Firebrand 🐆🇺🇸 @ING2Firebrand]

Ben Franklin didn’t plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

[you already know @DrinkingDad_2]

Who you are when you argue with Alexa is the real you.

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

this is so hard to explain but theres a bird in my neighborhood i have to confront

[Avogadro’s House of Moles @schumoo]

The wind whistles through the chain link fence surrounding the pickleball court, what I imagine hundreds of Froot Loops singing in harmony sounds like.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

One day all of the turtles I've moved out of the road will come to my aid. You do not want to face my unholy turtle army.