Mike

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@LarsHanson The only way our run game could be worse is if running the ball was actually banned from the game of football

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@rtomashoff34 Sell the franchise

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@dannykanell If the rankings are about what actually happened on the field and who looked the best, how is Ole Miss #2 and Louisville isn't even ranked?

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@BussinWTB @bdfagan @TaylorLewan77 The only excuse for this behavior is if you just got the score update on your phone. If you actually knew the circumstances of what transpired and still chose to act this way it is nothing short of disgraceful

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@A_DungeonDelver @JoshPateCFB There is literal footage of him dapping and hugging Taylor Lewan in avid celebration following the end of the game. Don't get your hopes up. His only saving grace would be that they were unaware of the circumstances prior and only saw the score tracker on their phones 🤷‍♂️

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@JoshPateCFB Please remember, there is actually footage out there of a celebratory bro hug on a flightline before we take any sort of moral position on what happened in Ann Arbor last night

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@HonestSportsFa5 @tconverse3 Imagine if it had been in the 5th quarter 😬

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@savanah2j Not being high on a team and being higher than pterodactyl tits when you pick their season 🤝

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@AriWasserman The BIG10 actually just budgets it's extra power 4 games to be during their late playoff pushes while the SEC is already at home 🤷‍♂️

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@CFBNerds After careful review I've decided on "The team that called out the SEC preseason #2 to play week 1 and was met with a big fat cricket chirp." It's wordy and a little long winded for the average SEC fan but if we can get a bail bond sponsor I think this could really take off

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@bofre82 @secnumbersguy And before they inevitably dismiss bowl games as irrelevant I'll point out he's using a bowl win for texas as a data point for his argument

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@JordanReffett You know how some people look at a billionaire's super yacht and say to themselves how silly it is to spend that kind of money on something when the reality is that they'll never have enough money in their lifetime to even consider buying a super yacht? This is a lot like that.

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@BussinWTB One of the biggest grass smokin countries on earth and we managed to field an entire roster of dudes who don't understand possession

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@jmthrivept It's giving "No means she playin hard to get" vibes amd I'm high key waiting on the kalshi market for this dude to catch a case

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@PeteThamel Did we refer to him as "Indiana's DC" because we're pretty sure that's what most of the country knows him as or because we were counting on the size 8 font in the graphic to carry the boats for us?

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@Cover3Podcast Time to build an Applebee's Ultimate Trio gentleman. I'm lookin for one dark horse Heisman contender, one team to make the playoff outside of the current top 12 betting odds and one assistant that should/will be a HC in 2027.

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@JoshPateCFB Notable teams with better talent rosters include:
UNLV
Memphis
USF
UTSA
Tulane
The Toon Squad from Space Jam
But...#notacinderella

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@TaylorLewan77 PLEASE press @JoshPateCFB on his Cinderella take pf this team. No amount of Big10 revenue accounts for the gap that only 7 blue chippers creates. The backpedaling required to re-frame this team as a powerhouse in order to protect your ill-formed notions would make most DB's blush

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@RedditCFB Sooooo it's a 3 pt game at the half. Maaaaaybe leave the post in the fridge next time so it doesn't go bad.

[Mike @mapacheco36]

@Flamingmunkey @dannykanell Florida State literally beat Bama week 1 😂. Next level stupidity. First ballot hall of fame smooth brain comment.