Matt Applesmith

Music, Music festivals, Netflix, sometimes politics, comedians

[Matt Applesmith @mapplesmith]

My gf is so hungover she just complained “I couldn’t make it through my instagram news feed it’s so long”

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Me as a small town sheriff when the FBI shows up to claim jurisdiction: “Ohhhhh thank god. This is so fucked up. I did NOT want to deal with this”

[Beaner Sigel @AndreMartel]

The two most BEAN eating countries of the world face off this Sunday. The winner gets to keep eating beans the loser has to stop. 🫘 #Mex #Eng

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

there is a coors light that never goes out

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

I’m in the wedding planning subreddit and this seems like a bit of an overreaction

[Matt Applesmith @mapplesmith]

@BianchiWeather great view of the storm from the flight in!

[Matt Applesmith @mapplesmith]

@MayorOfBoytown Huuuuuuge missed opportunity bro!!!!

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[Doctor Ava 🇨🇴🇳🇴🇱🇧 @63grussell63]

The fact that F1 hasn’t even fixed the GIANT white rectangles that obscures the top middle of the broadcast FOUR RACES into the season is fucking mind blowing. Considering cancelling my subscription tbh and I’ve been a fan for YEARS.

[Matt Applesmith @mapplesmith]

@SenSchumer Get your shit together and be done with this bullshit

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[Matt Applesmith @mapplesmith]

@KennTheSky Going back this weekend?

[Matt Applesmith @mapplesmith]

This movie was the BEST thing Disney has put out in probably a DECADE #Hoppers

[Clint Gamache @iamcg83]

If you thought #Hoppers was just a cute movie about a robotic beaver, you are NOT ready. It starts with a beautiful connection to nature and ends in a high-stakes, "did-they-really-just-do-that" fever dream. The most bonkers, creative, and hilarious thing @Pixar has done in years

[Matt Applesmith @mapplesmith]

@nursecrashout I think television has a WOC problem, have you seen The Rookie??

[Matt Applesmith @mapplesmith]

@CONEY Operation win back deserves its own category but I am glad you played it

[Matt Applesmith @mapplesmith]

@DesireeAmerica4 He had no responsibility to honk. I would have honked anyways

[Matt Applesmith @mapplesmith]

@oitixion @alexjcampbell Appraisal can only go up a small amount if the house isn’t sold. So new buyers get absolutely slammed compared to boomers who hold onto their goldmine.

[Matt Applesmith @mapplesmith]

@julie_bush @aap_twak @PlinthBotherer5 Yeah I do wonder what kind of offers and explanations a solar company could give you. Shop around!

[Matt Applesmith @mapplesmith]

@Dmac4g @NoLayingUp This game is so fun

[Matt Applesmith @mapplesmith]

@julie_bush @PlinthBotherer5 I feel like with your cost of electricity solar could be reasonable for you