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she/her

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

Gen Z really cooked with the baggy pants though, shit was never meant to be so tight everything is free and peaceful now

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

beautiful med student or something at my doctor’s office today named Antigone. had to hit her with the “you don’t hear that too much these days”

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

When it got waterlogged by the wet grass and hits you like a cannonball

[jinn🪽 @2o71828]

the way so many ppl are completely convinced that some ppl are just "naturally skinny" but that there aren't also "naturally fat" ppl sometimes is so funny to me

[Maryam @hell_line0]

in case you didn’t know, butter pecan ice cream exists because Black people in the South weren’t allowed to eat vanilla ice cream in public..because it was white ... so they added butter nd some pecans to it to make it acceptable for them to eat in public.

Just a little reminder on this Juneteenth,and remember that, when you’re eating butter pecan ice cream: the thousands of different acts of resistance, both great nd small, that black folks have had to use to overcome the scourge of white supremacy always ...

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

just learned two things from a pair of bengali guys in the gym changing room:

1. it is possible to passionately disagree about the subject of air fryers

2. there is no bengali word for air fryer

[attractive wastrel🔜AC @UrbaneUrban]

took a lyft in philly yesterday and no joke the driver generated an AI pop song about me and him - both of us by name - hanging out on a drive together

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Once again

[PunishedAoi @PunishedAoi]

did you know the retirement age in the US used to be fifty years old? 50. You'd work for a company for 30 years, get a pension and retire with plenty of time left to enjoy life. Now they expect you to work to 70+. Literally until you fucking die.

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[respawnedtargaryen @respawnedtarga1]

It went from “porn” to everything like we all predicted

[withered old crone 🥀🇵🇸 @FlatEartherK1tt]

omg people are putting used needles directly in trash. people really don’t give a fuck about others man. a sharps container is like $5, you got money for fake peptide bullshit but can’t do the minimum to protect sanitation workers.

[catie turner @hashtagcatie]

can u wear a tankini on love island or would u be executed

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

Watching a budget cooking video and the woman has to adjust a literal Great Depression recipe because the ingredients would be too expensive in 2026

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Imagine making $70-80k a year in the $5
footlong era.

[Hobbit’s Pipe @ParagonDeku]

There was that one study (university of Alabama, maybe?) about how common torture is in G and PG movies that got mocked as a ridiculous waste of research funds, but they almost all do it post 9/11.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

@bill_e_wheeler If The Producer Tried To Make Me Objectify Beautiful Future Wife, Hellfire Woud Rain Down

[gremlin @queerlilgremlin]

“almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet

weird

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Woke up and didn’t seemingly unlearn decades of harmful behaviors and cognitive distortions over night. I need to die