Marc Apolonio

Filipino... Nurse... Living the stereotype!! Father, family man, friend, and BACON connoisseur.

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

You climb that wall KA man!! #KAtweet

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

@resignationbrew @theCHIVE Two words: Mouth Orgasm!

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

@filipinofood you know you're jealous!

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

You Ass. Bet you were on you phone texting, putting on makeup, and trying to drink your half calf soy extra wipe Starbucks. ☕😉@nurseJayyDee

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

@jillr710 @DRUDGE_REPORT this is great! Now I don't have to cook bacon shirtless to get the sweet smell of fried pork products on my body!

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

It tastes like spearmint but then it burns. #suspicioushalloweencandy

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

5' 7". 190.1 kg. 65.62 BMI. Enough said. @MaleNurseProbs @Nurse_Problems #backproblems

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

@wendlyn if not you could always come over to my hospital. I'll put in some good words for ya. 😜

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

@wendlyn yea it's a long internship. You go through each specialty for a few weeks. They got some good peeps over there. Good luck!

[Nurse Problems @Nurse_Problems]

"Must sleep cuz I gotta work." "Must sleep cuz I gotta work. "Must...ooh my favorite show's on." #nurseproblems

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

@wendlyn awesome! What shift will you be on?

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

@wendlyn Welcome to the dark side!! MCD?

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

Got called in twice in one day. Really? #nurseproblems

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

@DuckDynastyAE Ready for work tomorrow! #lunchbox #happyhappyhappy #DuckNation

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

So glad that when you eat peppers it doesn't burn when you pee. #ouch #burningsensation

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

@KatieA0628 "I don't care. You make me gassy." #toot

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

Sometimes I squat on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward cause... #thatshowiroll

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

First question on TB test survey is "Can you read?" #nurseproblems

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

With a patient in surgery getting intubated. Patient passes gas and I run to touch a door knob. Is that wrong? @Nurse_Problems

[Marc Apolonio @Marcalonio]

She's #happyhappyhappy @DuckDynastyAE #ducknation #camogirl