shelby 🌈

reformed litterbug

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

if i won the lottery i wouldn't tell anybody but there would be signs

[jake | minionpilled @SENTRYFALC0N]

can they invent a job where i can just Think about minions

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[shelby 🌈 @marceltheshellb]

@tintafey spooky scary

[JENIFA @fwjenifa]

laying on a skinny dude chest like laying on da porch

[swinky @swinkying]

i took her to my birdhouse and i beaked it

[inho 🥇 @itto_inho]

Gay lawyers be like Gagggg order

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Last night was a hippa violation

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

honestly Fuck bedtime

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

At the club explaining to oomf the difference between Nerds vs Nerds Rope vs Nerdalicious vs Nerds Gummy Clusters

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

Calling into work 10 pounds too heavy

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Accidentally ordered the polyamorous sauce at Chick-Fil-A and now we need a third sandwich

[꩜ @laylology]

They're crushing up Judy Garland grade speed in the Vietnamese coffee

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Microdosing being a horse by asking for a water I’m not gonna drink

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

no country for young sheldon

[Evan @evanjmader]

they should add stories to the taco bell app

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

If daiquiri is spelled like daiquiri then why can't Zachary be spelled like zaiquiri

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

Smoking on that shit that made Ford Focus