marcus martins

Sometimes reading. sometimes eating chocolate.

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

@glock9gamer It’s not even about the game. Lol. We’re there for you. Play Stardew Valley and see if I don’t watch.

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

@glock9gamer We’re gonna need Glock to be Glock coz that’s the whole point.

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

@JoJoFromJerz I worked on an Ice-cream van. It really stinks when it goes off.

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

probably not a whole lot.

[Diane Abbott @HackneyAbbott]

In his New Year speech Rishi Sunak urges us to “sacrifice and hard work” What exactly does millionaire Rishi and his billionaire wife know about sacrifice?

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

I heard some shit went down yesterday in the House.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

😴

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

I teach.

[Dr. Angry Grad @GradSkoolStrugs]

I had a grad student turn up their nose at me when I mentioned that I teach. They said “I do research, not teaching.”

Do people like this not realize that if it weren’t for academics who teach…they wouldn’t be able to learn or get their degrees? Make it make sense 🙄

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

Bwahahahahah. No idea if this is true but I’m going to enjoy it anyway.

[M A Y A O P P E N H E I M 💃🏻 ✍️ @MayaOppenheim]

JUST IN: Romanian authorities seize Andrew Tate’s car collection https://t.co/NAaA5EmMs6

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

@JoJoFromJerz Only when I’m in England. It’s too bloody cold.

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

@elonmusk @pmarca It plans lessons, too.

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

@KnivesOut Loved it!

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

@thamesclippers @TfL @DoubleTree Thanks a lot! I’ll be sure to recommend you guys to any friends visiting London! A great way to see the sights!

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

Travelled to London yesterday and got on the @thamesclippers . The people were very nice but the coffee machine was broken. That hurt a lot. Got to the O2, Took a cable car @TfL which was scary and had an absolute nightmare trying to get to our hotel @DoubleTree by the Excel.

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

@simonharris_mbd @IsabelOakeshott She’s unhinged. What a muppet.

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

@JohnEDeaton1 @AltcoinDailyio Well I hope mine goes up then.

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

This is getting traction lol. Come on Mr. PM, come join us down here in the muck. You pillock.

[Ava-Santina @AvaSantina]

Downing Street spokesperson says it would not be in the "public interest" to answer questions on whether Prime Minister Rishi Sunak would want his own family using the NHS

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

This is how you keep traditions alive. Learn it people!!!

[josh grubbs @JoshuaGrubbsPhD]

Making my kids blow on the Nintendo switch we got them before we turn it on each time so that they don’t forget the old ways

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

I’m shocked I tell you, shocked!!!!

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Asked if Rishi Sunak would be happy for his own family to only use the NHS, the Prime Minister's spokesman says that it would not be in the public interest to answer questions about his use of private healthcare.

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

Then I’m bloody going home and I’m not coming back to London for at least ten years. Hopefully by then they’ll have sorted the place out. We’re getting an Uber home for 60 quid. Please pay the train people more money!! Oh and the nurses!!!

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

Proceeded to get absolutely pickled in the bar @DoubleTree so thanks to the great bar staff there. Had a steak and glass of red for dinner then passed out on the sofa bed while my wife and son slept on the bed. Today we visit the Jurassic dinosaur thing at the @ExCeLLondon

[marcus martins @marcusmukinvn]

@nazirafzal Who is she?