Booie Reid

Likes kittens, puppies, fluffy bunnies and murder......stories

[Stagecoach East Scot @StagecoachEScot]

Due to a road accident at the entrance to Milton of Balgonie, service 44A will be unable to service stops in Milton of Balgonie. Apologies for any inconvenience caused.

[Stagecoach East Scot @StagecoachEScot]

Due to a technical issue with the bus the X7 that is due to depart Montrose at 19:52 heading for Dundee will not operate, the next available service will depart Montrose at 20:52. Apologies

[Bandit and Boo. Monty and Cookie 🌈 still here too @Montydogge]

Dad said he went to see the Doctor yesterday.
Dad - Doctor, I’ve just injected steroid into my arm.
Doctor - Anabolic?
Dad - No just my arm…

I really do need to get out of here. Please send help. #dadjokes #montydadjokes #tuesdayvibe #DogsofTwittter

[laura (no descriptor) @mauraloran]

My 80 year old mom wants me to help her get a twitter account so she can follow @JortsTheCat. I think she’ll have a nice time on this website if she follows him and only him.

[Booie Reid @mareidperth]

@JamesBlunt Is this your audition to be the next James Bond?

[Booie Reid @mareidperth]

@ZwartblesIE Are we going to see a recipe for cherry jam coming soon? 🍒🍒🍒

[Archie the Suffolk 🐴 @archiesauraus]

Please could any 2 of my Twitter Followers just copy and repost? This lockdown period is especially hard for people with depression. Samaritans UK Tel no. 116 123

Just 2. Any 2. Just say done

[Booie Reid @mareidperth]

@ZwartblesIE An old fashioned school desk may help as well. I know I would probably known everything off the table trying to lift the box off. 🙄🙄👩‍🎓🐔🐔🐔

[Booie Reid @mareidperth]

@WSheepdog Maya making sure the spade didn't get lost. Important work on a farm. 🐕🤩🤩

[💖 Lily & Teddy 💖 @goldenlily2017]

Retweet if you love me ❤️
No likes please that’s just not good enough 🙄

[Booie Reid @mareidperth]

@KevinScampi Away in a manger no crib a kitten 🎼����🎵🎵

[West Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service @WYFRS]

✨Here's a clip of our Christmas parody 'A Tale of Safe & Well'✨

🎤Performed by Firefighter Jon Arey feat. Abi Austin with The Fixby Songbirds.

Full version here: https://t.co/pdwEMF6qnN

#SafeAndWellXmas
🙌Parody of original song by The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl.

[Rachel Riley MBE 💙 @RachelRileyRR]

For every RT of this post, @Ubisoft_UK will donate £1 to Alzheimer's Research UK, up to £30k! Sharing my fav dance pic with Pash to support @AlzResearchUK & celebrate 10 years of Just Dance. Let’s help them protect memories dancing creates 💕💃🏼🕺🏼🧠🍊 #JustDanceMemories #Strictly

[Booie Reid @mareidperth]

@MarianKeyes I got 15 out of 15 - which explains my hips 🍫🍫🍫

[Booie Reid @mareidperth]

@DrLes Never mind that..... what did she use to get the bloodstains out???😂😂😂

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

If you can think of one...

Rule 1: #Comment
Rule 2: #Retweet 🤪

[Booie Reid @mareidperth]

@ComedyGee Inverness
Dundee
Stirling
Edinburgh
Dublin

[Paris Zarcilla @ParisZarcilla]

This chonky boi enjoying his day :) Hoping you all get to eat your body weight in pancakes today 🥞🥞🥞

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Never mind his goalkeeping, what a player Ederson is with the ball at his feet. Imagine playing against a keeper who passes it better than you. 😬

[Booie Reid @mareidperth]

@MGigger Eh I'm not a farmer, but how can you grow plants in a drought ridden area?