Margaret Mayer

a little-stitious. NC State alum. witty commentary is my own.

[Margaret Mayer @marg_h_mayer]

I love the NYC subway because I blame all of my personal problems on it:
Late to work? the C was running over the F line
Left my debt card at the bar again? Signal problems at Jay St Metrotech
Crippling fear of commitment? a perpetual track fire at 125th St and in my life

[Margaret Mayer @marg_h_mayer]

Absolutely nothing worse than a friend showing up exactly when they say they are going to show up like I need at least 30 minutes of buffer time

[Margaret Mayer @marg_h_mayer]

Stranger Things Vol 4 officially surpassed Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets for scariest thing I’ve watched

[💐 @Iamujer_]

five of you stand before me but i only have four at-home rapid covid tests in my hands

[Margaret Mayer @marg_h_mayer]

@ken1dra_diesel Spy Kids

[Margaret Mayer @marg_h_mayer]

@_ellenmelon_ I’ve already had 3 meals and it’s 12:40 pm

[Sprinklr @Sprinklr]

The power of #UnifiedCXM arrives at @NYSE today to ring the opening bell for our IPO! We would like to thank all of our customers, partners, and employees for this incredible milestone 🎊 #SprinklrIPO

[Margaret Mayer @marg_h_mayer]

#Loki episode 2 spoilers out of context #Marvel

[lemonlyman @nocontxtww]

happy daylight saving time, everyone!

stay safe out there.

[Margaret Mayer @marg_h_mayer]

Live footage of me at 4am last night crying at Adobe Illustrator

[Margaret Mayer @marg_h_mayer]

happy thanksgiving this is a hill I’m willing to die on

[Margaret Mayer @marg_h_mayer]

the best Christmas TV episode is “O Holy Night” from The West Wing

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

easily the best photoshop i've seen all week

[Margaret Mayer @marg_h_mayer]

30 hours later and I'm not sure i'll be able to function as a human without the soothing sounds of @JohnKingCNN discussing his maps and giving me a constant sinking feeling of anxiety to go about my day with

[Roy Cooper @RoyCooperNC]

Four more years.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

The Supreme Court allows the counting of ballots in North Carolina received up to nine days after the election as long as the ballots are postmarked by Election Day https://t.co/a06dVvZ2An