matt

sober, slightly less fat than before

[matt @marginwalker222]

@floboflo Scotland Look decent going forward. Just as well Haiti don’t have a decent striker

[matt @marginwalker222]

@DisastroMan I won’t spoil it in case you haven’t got there but the end is quite something

[matt @marginwalker222]

@jhoburgh D
C
B
A

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Her pants were on fire again presumably

[matt @marginwalker222]

@jhoburgh B
C
A
D

[matt @marginwalker222]

@jhoburgh B
C
A
D

[matt @marginwalker222]

@msloobylou Sacha baron cohen going for the cheapest of gags. Surely not. I understand his appeal even less than gervais

[matt @marginwalker222]

@LDN_Karen Congratulations!

[matt @marginwalker222]

@jhoburgh B, A, C, D

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Instant Korma

[matt @marginwalker222]

@icrawford17 C

[matt @marginwalker222]

@DisastroMan The prose isn’t difficult, it’s just keeping track of where you are in the plot. Some of the footnotes are long and getting back into the narrative after them is disorienting

[matt @marginwalker222]

@msloobylou My eldest son suggested I watch SNL UK but then jack whitehall was the guest host last week and the foo fighters were on this week so I’ve declined so far

[matt @marginwalker222]

@meishato https://t.co/PnovJ32m3z

Nearly there

[matt @marginwalker222]

Jesus was a black man,
Jesus was Batman

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Jesus was a brown man born in Palestine.
There are no white people in the Bible.
Happy Easter.

[matt @marginwalker222]

@Look_its_Rhonda I guess even his supporters wouldn’t have voted for “I’ll do and say whatever seems like a good idea every time I wake up”

[Municipal Dreams @MunicipalDreams]

This seems to be asking a lot of Sadiq Khan ...

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

We’re gonna need a bigger Hague

[matt @marginwalker222]

@0Calamity I think that second sentence might prove to be true in the end