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[• hatti @Whohewas0]

I need someone who knows nothing about me to observe me for like 30 days and then come up with an analysis on what kind of person l am

[Rosemary💕 @urgirl__rose]

You tell people you not tryna drink and they act like you turned down 100k

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[carolina 🦦🇲🇽 @swtstyle]

Que padre que hoy es 15 de septiembre por cuarta vez en el mes

[Evé @evealmaraz]

I don’t think another country can top México aura.

[‎ ̆̈ @cri5taal]

Hating from outside of the club ….

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Women that carry mini perfumes in their handbags are ELITE

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[TERRANCE @___Terrance___]

i hate getting drunk , i be forgetting to suck in my stomach 😫

[destiny🔮🕷️ @nahbroaintnoway]

every person that ever hurt me admitted to me i was an amazing person and i never deserved any of it and thats my why

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to be 15 again. i know what to do this time.

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

nobody:

me every few mins: you don’t wanna go to Mexico?!

[CBFW ᥫ᭡ @Stunnianna]

As much as I complain about work I’m grateful that I have a job & ima get my ass up & go to work

[໊ @wandasattorney]

AI could NEVER make this

[splash niggas @splashniggas]

just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first it's bc he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go thru his phone

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 ❤︎ ⋆ ݁ ⸌̑⸍͂ @misskerrington]

this was my last year being understanding so goodluck to everyone

[ashley @fxnechina]

Girls night is fun but nothing beats a date night w. a funny man who makes u feel like the prettiest girl in the world n kisses u a lot

[$$$$ @_jakyrakyraa]

I love eating with people that order the whole menu like me I really love it