maria

a virgo in need of someone to help me build a time machine so i can go back to the 70s

[Anny Mation @MationMiss]

You guys should be breaking everything like the French over this

[Lincolns Guard @LincolnsGaurd]

MAGA straight up eating their own earwax while listening to Trump speak is peak perfection

[Tekee @Tekeee]

“Damn, you’re never stressed at work.”

That’s because I genuinely do not care what the outcome is. The company could go bankrupt, the building could get demolished, and I’d just go home.

[BG⚡️ @benjitgreene]

Bruh all his nonsense to the side- who the hell is the extraterrestrial next to him trying to act normal???

[Dre Guevara @DreGuevara3]

jesus fucking christ why isn't this a national story? they can cover twitch streamers for months but a congressional candidate getting raped in a politically charged assault barely cracks the local headlines??

[ayo @ayofromthedead]

The jacket power scaling in NYC is so crazy. You think you got a cool ass jacket? Everybody got a cool ass jacket

[Zito @_Zeets]

Will never forget going to the Met and this lady walked past me in the better version of one of my favorite jackets. She had the collar up as well. I had to reassess my whole day.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Golden naked Trump statue unveiled at European Parliament

The 2.5 meter sculpture, titled 'The Orange Plague', was created by Danish artist Jens Galschiøt and depicts Trump sitting on another figure’s shoulders while holding a golf club

[🐈‍⬛2🎃 @2rare2rare]

THAT ALBUM WAS OVER A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD?????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭✌🏾😭✌🏾✌🏾😭✌🏾😭✌🏾😭✌🏾😭✌🏾😭✌🏾😭✌🏾😭✌🏾😭

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

ICE deported Wendy Hernandez Reyes to Honduras without her 3-year-old U.S. citizen son, Orlin. Wendy says she repeatedly begged ICE to let her take him; weeks later, Orlin was dead.

Authorities say the relative caring for him subjected him to horrific abuse, including broken bones, burns, signs of sexual battery, and at least 17 blows to the head. He has been charged with murder and pleaded not guilty.
ICE then publicly accused Wendy of “abandoning” her child. She says she never did.

Now lawmakers have introduced Orlin’s Law, named after her son, which would restrict ICE from detaining or deporting parents and primary caregivers unless they pose a public-safety threat.

[Evolve @EvolveWildlife]

"I’m Done". An exhausted badger cub slumps on a forest slope in Skåne, Sweden, after playing with its siblings near the family sett.

📷 Lukas Andersen

[Katie Rogers @katierogers]

“Would you like to request voluntary departure, or should I issue a removal order?” The judge asked.

“I don’t know,” Angel, 13, replied before bursting into tears. He stared ahead stoically and continued to cry, eventually saying: “I have no one. I have nothing.”

[Jonathan Cage @YourDudeJCage]

It’s time to shut down fraternities. They offer nothing of benefit to society.

[Your Buddy, Holly 🏳️‍⚧️ @HollyKettunen]

how did they find a dead-mouse-in-pickle-jar colored RFK for this one

[TMZ @TMZ]

💰 Trump's state dinner table seats billionaires worth a combined $1.13 trillion.

Take a look: https://t.co/s0dl51dNu6

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney announces Canada will provide $100 million in aid for Palestine — $80 million of that going towards humanitarian aid and $20 million for security capacity.

[Taylor Shubert @TaylorShubert]

Hey @NYPDTransit , some guy was threatening to kill people on the 5 train I rode today. When I got off at 125th to report it to these cops, they told me not to bother them and call 911. What are these people being paid to do? Sit on their phones? @NYPDPC

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

republicans are sick. Sick fucking perverts. Every last one of them.

[Justin Snyder || TheMaineWonk @TheMaineWonk]

What in the absolute fucking cult shit is this?