Maria Carpenter

Naturally curious, lover of books, oceans, world affairs, and my kids. Dilettante. Marketing at Baylor University Medical Center. Views are my own.

[Maria Carpenter @mariacarpenter]

@SAndrade2024 Hope you'll visit our PM&R colleagues at Baylor Institute for Rehabilitation while rotating here at BUMC!

[Maria Carpenter @mariacarpenter]

@_thebalanceddoc Living your dream is beautiful to watch! Congratulations

[Maria Carpenter @mariacarpenter]

@KadijahPorterMD This deserves a follow. You’re killin’ it

[Maria Carpenter @mariacarpenter]

@trpender @PaulBozykMD You may not want to hear this, but United Health Care is located in that area and they always have openings.

[Brain Ablaze @BrainAblaze]

#12DaysOfEpilepsyAwareness
Day 10 - For more information about SUDEP and the mortality of #Epilepsy:
https://t.co/LLwcRz3lUN
#EpilepsyAwareness

[Maria Carpenter @mariacarpenter]

@katiessummerss I always had simethicone drops with all four of my kids after my SIL experienced something similar

[Brain Ablaze @BrainAblaze]

An Epileptologist is a neurologist that specializes in treating people who have #epilepsy. They can often provide better epilepsy-specific support than other doctors (even neurologists) If you are an epileptologist, thank you for helping so many of us. #EpilepsyMonth

[Maria Carpenter @mariacarpenter]

@MadeleineOudin Same. My adult son w/ refractory epilepsy broke his arm again during a seizure causing a lot of November havoc. Cheers to your research -- the truest form of advocacy.

[Rob Gray🧢 @robgraymd]

Mom’s in town for holidays. I’m showing images from an elbow case. She looks shocked. “You do elbows, I thought you were a hand surgeon!” Humbling.
1. Don’t get too excited, your mom doesn’t even know what you do. 2. This is why marketing matters. #orthotwitter #MedTwitter

[Maria Carpenter @mariacarpenter]

@knotellin The repetitive nature of the prayer of St Patrick’s breast plate provides me some solace when the meds fail me

[Maria Carpenter @mariacarpenter]

@TheNotoriousEEG my (now adult) son with refractory surgery used to call the pediatric neurologist Skunk

[Maria Carpenter @mariacarpenter]

@RuthHackett6 @DuchessSexpert At MKE, the area following TSA is called the Recombobultion Station

[Josh McGough, MD @joshmcgoo]

More than 40% of liver failure in the US is largely caused by acetaminophen

[Ali Christy, MD, PhD @OligoclonalBand]

Hey @Aetna, did you REALLY deny the only #seizure medication that has worked for my fragile patient because they should have "partial onset seizures" and they just have "localization-related epilepsy?"

Wow, it's almost like you have NO IDEA what you're doing. 🙄

[Maria Carpenter @mariacarpenter]

@OkoreehM @UChiPritzker Baylor University Medical Center

[Cesar Ivan Guerrero MD FACC, FAST @ivguerrerom]

Turning on the #MedicalMission “Salvando Corazones” ❤️ in #Lima #Peru, performing #cardiacsurgery in complex cases by a highly qualified team! @aldoelmerrafae1 @bswhealth_DFW @bswhealth

[Dan Hollick @DanHollick]

Ever wondered how a QR code works?
No, me neither but it's low-key fascinating.

(Warning, there is some extremely nerdy shit here.👇 )

[Maria Carpenter @mariacarpenter]

@BlackFemNeuro @Blakerunsnaked Love that your marriage, and the intimacy between you both, provides the fuel that helps you save (and improve!) QOL for patients ❤️

[Maria Carpenter @mariacarpenter]

@MaybellRomero I’m also a Romero and had a daughter in law school. Plus, you live in NOLA now, so I’ll just assume we’re related 🤣

[Zain Kahn @heykahn]

The longest running study on happiness:

Harvard's 84 year old Study of Adult Development.

Here are 7 lessons from the study to help you live a happier life: